here's a few I threw together. I hope you like em.

War within war by thejoey 3-16-05

Johnny tries to take the easy way out so umm you gonna try to go out there next? He still doesn't give up F that. I'm a rabbit crap. I was afraid you'd say that. How bout we draw straws? He finally accepts bitter defeat how bout i shoot your ass? or rock,paper,sciz..shit.Yeah I feel like goin.

Every guy's biggest fear by thejoey 3-16-05

Inside the dragon's bedroom what the hell is she doing in my room what the hell are you doing in my room? you think that you are just gonna sleep with me and not call and that be it?!! the dragon runs away yes come back here!

racism by thejoey 3-16-05

jabrel is pulled over for going 2 over the speed limit do you know why i'm writing you this ticket? because I'm black A law suit later ensues yes

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I'm not out to make you laugh. I just want you to piss your pants

I think your comics would improve if you put a little more thought into them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dude, use the word FUCK all you want. SC as a obscenity filter.
"F That"...that just kills a strip.
Also, dont rely so much on narration. There are rare examples of when a lenghty exposition works.
if your "story" is not simple enough to tell in three panels and a few lines of dialogue, then dont tell the story. Remember:
1st Panel ==> Introduction.
2nd Panel ==> Set Up
3rd Panel => Punch Line.

Also, go check out the strips of the Greatest SC Users.There's nothing wrong with a little imitation, at least at first.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.