Yes, it's "Enter This Contest, Damn It" time! Yippee!

"Don Corleone...I wanna thank you...for inviting me to enter the 'Enter This Contest, Damn It' con...test...on the day...of the 'Enter This Contest, Damn It' contest. And I hope my first entry...will be a funny...entry. I pledge...my ever-ending...loyalty."

"Luca Brasi put a gun to his head, and my father told him that before the 'Enter This Contest, Damn It' contest was over, either his entry...or his brains...would be on the monitor screen. That's a true story."
Are you engulfed by a wave of inspiration yet, like these dogs?


Well, if you aren't, then it's your own stupid fault, stupid!
That's right -- stupid!
YOU'RE STUPID!
Do something funny with "The Godfather." Use some stripcreator characters if you want. Or put in some other people, like, you know, famous people and stuff. Or if there's already been a thread like this before, find the URL and post it below this post, so everyone will know how observant you are!
Are you too stupid to think of something funny with this idea? If so, then you really are really, really real, real stupid.
Have fun! (If you enter the contest, that is. If you don't enter, then I don't want you to have any fun.)
P.S. If you don't like the "Godfather" idea, then do something with Ed Begley, Jr. in it.
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.