I advise extracting your eyes for a bit, then reading my comics. Especially these ones. The titles have nothing to do with the comics content.

Moose Farm by FrixFrax 3-17-05

Have you seen my pet hat? The top hat, with the big sparly bells on the top? Yes, that's the one. Haha, sorry dude used that pet hat for bedding tonight You cunt. You knew I loved that pet hat with all my heart, and used it for bedding!? I admit I might be exaggerating a little it was more for masturbatory purposes than bedding, you can have it back but ew, it's messy.

Red Balloon by FrixFrax 3-17-05

Well, am okay, it's hard to desribe what I look like, I almost look like Brad Pitt ;) Holy... fuck, I swear when you said that, I came just a little bit, it's dribbling on my shoes now... Oh damn, you are getting me so horny, I need to, I need to *spurt* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Sorry, I suffer from premature cyber ejaculation. Oh well, I'm gonna go masturbate for a while, later hot stuff ;-)

Rusty Tap by FrixFrax 3-17-05

Chirp! This is my pet birdy, I brought it just to show you how show and tell is done, and I understand you brought your parents along too. RAPE THE BIRDY! STICK COCK IN BIRDY CAGE, BIRDY PECK, BIRDY PECK! Oh my well children, I do not know what has came over birdy today, he will have to go home now. ALL OVER BIRDY, ALL OVER BIRDY, BIRDY DRINK IT. YOU MAKE MY PANTS FUCKING WET BIRDY, FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!!!!!!! Oh, and Chantelle, I see you've brought your ball, why not, show the class.

Anyone who didn't like these, please play close attention to eye warnings and the word offensive, thank you.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I know I can't type, I was very hyper at the time of making this post and these comics. Mwuhahahahahaha!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I made this for some reason. It should go here. I'm now gonna try sleep. Too much hyper Frix is very bad.

Rainbow Sprinkles by FrixFrax 3-17-05

Yes Mom, I will aid in your suicide, because I know you are suffrering... But I feel perfectly fine, I really think I'd be better living... Oh Mom, your so weak now, hush and just take the pills, just take them, and never look back... Are you in debt with the prostitutes again and now your trying to convince me to die so you get your inheritance early? Grandad molested me as a child, and you can't afford one penny, to help me out of debt! Grandad didn't molest you! You masturbated on his lap, because you thought you'd never be able to get an erection again!

You rawk SC Users!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

For some reason, I thought "ALL OVER BIRDY, ALL OVER BIRDY, BIRDY DRINK IT." was funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Amused? Yes. Offended? No.

Another hilarious bunch of comics, Frix. Especially Rainbow Sprinkles.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I guess the secret is to be hyper. I shall try eat loads of sugar in the space of one hour and see what happens. Thing is, more hyper = more typos. Oh wait, I'd do that anyway.

At this point, I shall thank biped for adding that Xtra Star. Woohoo.

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Is it wrong to laugh?