Outdoor wax museum by Battleganz2 1-22-05

Outdoor wax museum... Hey babe... I am sooo cool. Y-You know why? Cuz my shirt... it changes color... see? Man I am so cool.

Billybob gets Demoted # 2 by Battleganz2 3-18-05

Uncontrollable angst. Hatred all around me. And everywhere I go, I see... The same fucking asian kid following behind me.

Jack Ryan Explains it All by Battleganz2 6-23-04

Mister Ryan, how do you respond to allegations from your own political party that you lead a deviant indecent personal life? That is NOT true. As a god-fearing Republican Conservative, I hold sacred the same traditional FAMILY VALUES that Howard Taft died in the Korean War to protect. I'm not one of those stupid Cry-Me-A-River Liberals. Nothing lights my rocket fuel more than straight, missionary sex with my white, blue-eyed, upperclass, conservative, white wife.

The first 2 were good but the 3rd one was kind of weird but otherwise your just fine.

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Cherie M. Scott