heres my two newest one's. I hope that they at least provoke a smile. And if not tell me. So that I can kill you, or improve my comics.

Damned Publishers Clearing House by thejoey 3-18-05

Look.We just won 10 million dollars! No we didn't. It's just a scam. See, it says you are a finalist. This isn't even your mail. Well, now we must rebuild. It's ok just throw the mail away. The Johnsons don't care about junk mail. No, I set the house on fire.

robot life by thejoey 3-18-05

NOOOO!They just killed Glenoid 5!! I dont think i can go on I know, it never gets any easier So... You up for some ice cream? Ok.Sounds good!

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I'm not out to make you laugh. I just want you to piss your pants

The second one was sort of weak, but I liked the first one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought they were both weak, but I liked the second one better than the first, which was kind of incohesive.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002