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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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This is what i do, for the most part the moronic phone calls i receive i post if i have time....

NOt really looking to "showcase" anything but more to keep track of it. The first set I went WAY off topic, just keeping with the obsession of the pop server...now i am going back to the actual phone calls.

Too much dialog and kinda hard to follow at first.

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This is what i want to say a lot of the time

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This, of course, did not happen...or did it...

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That is all so far...as you can see they are evolving into something a little more simpler, I find that when i am at work (my only access to the internet) I am too fucking pissed off to really think of funny stuff. :(

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I dumb :D

3-19-05 11:27am (new)
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flipynif1
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3-19-05 11:51am (new)
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virgoheart33
Stripcreator Newbie

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I think I am going to try to keep up with the comics but the first one seems like that could really happen and I am sure it has well talk to me later chow.

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Cherie M. Scott

3-19-05 12:11pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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There's a lot of text and I'm lazy, but the ones I read (the ones which actually showed up without my having to click anything) were pretty funny. Because I want you to post more, here are some tips:

- you don't need the URL tag to post comics. The site automatically recognizes comic URLs and turns them into comics
- you can only show five per post before it turns them into link. So if you have more than five, make more than one post.

Good stuff!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

3-19-05 1:06pm (new)
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flipynif1
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Help Desk Analyst 21 by flipynif1
3-19-05
Good Morning tech support...
Uh...I have a question for you let's say guy x stole a bunch of files from guy y...
But guy y is gonna try to steal it back...could you change my, AHEM I mean, guy x's IP address?
So what you're saying is that you stole a bunch of stuff off someones computer and now want to hide from them?
Ok sir let me have a look..*breaks into clients computer erases all files*...Well Sir it appears that you have no files to steal
What...I....uh... Well...hehe.. It's good that that was hypothetical eh....*nervous laughter

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I dumb :D

3-19-05 1:46pm (new)
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flipynif1
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Help Desk Analyst 22 by flipynif1
3-19-05
Good Morning tech support...
HEY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU TOLD ME TO DELETE EVERYTHING ON MY COMPUTER AND NOW IT DOESN"T WORK!!
Uh..Excuse me?
Yeah,ASSHOLE, you said to scan my computer for Spyware then delete everyting, NOW MY FUCKING COMPUTER DOESN'T WORK..
uh...I told you to delete everything Spybot found...and you formatted your harddrive?...
YEAH SEE YOU JUST TOLD ME TO AGAIN YOU FUCKING JERKOFF!!!

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I dumb :D

3-19-05 3:44pm (new)
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flipynif1
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Help Desk Analyst 23 by flipynif1
3-19-05
Good Morning tech support...
Good morning...my dial up connection doesn't seem to work...*click BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*
See it's just won't connect, let me try it again..
NOOOOOOOOO (my head MY HEAD) *click BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*
Hmmm, maybe if I do it really fast.. let's try!
Please don't, *sob* *click BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP*

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I dumb :D

3-19-05 4:00pm (new)
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flipynif1
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Help Desk Analyst 24 by flipynif1
3-23-05
What are you doing? *glare*
Uh, NOT watching porn if that's what your asking..HA HA..no, I am just FTP'ing *nervous sweat* RING RING...Well better get the phone..
You just said ring ring then picked up the phone.
*shaking* No I didn't...RING RING..there's another call
Fucking retard.
RING RING...Good Morning Tech support...

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I dumb :D

3-23-05 3:17pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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These are good. I like the ones where you have two people handling two separate calls at once. It gives the comic a busy pace that helps give the reader a sense of how stressful the work environment is. Keep up the good work.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

3-23-05 6:23pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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I agree....

This is excellent.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

3-23-05 6:56pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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I give these 10 wild badgers. Which is somewhere between 6 and 10 stars out of 10.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

3-23-05 7:11pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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Help Desk Analyst 1/4 Century by flipynif1
3-23-05
Good Morning Tech Support!...
Now you listen here you little SHIT, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH MY ACCOUNT!!
...excuse me?
YOU HEARD ME, YOU CHANGED MY PASSWORD, EVERYTIME I TYPE IT IN IT SAYS, INCORRECT PASSWORD, FUCKING FIX IT ASSHOLE!!
Is your caps lock key on?
..Oh....How did you turn it on from there? Ha ha....*click*

Help Desk Analyst 26 by flipynif1
3-28-05
Good Morning tech support...
...Your open?..Whoa I didn't think you were open today?!?
Why would you call if you didn't think we were open?
......
Sir?
*click*

Help Desk Analyst 27 by flipynif1
4-01-05
Good Morning tech support...
Hi my DSL doesn't work..
*munch munch*...Rrrow... KACK! GAG!
Yeah the DSL cables aren't cat proof and the service doesn't work since my cat ate the wires...it's your fault..
Your cat ate the wires and you blame us?
Yeah, so pay up, buy me new wires and shit.

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I dumb :D

4-01-05 1:34pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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Help Desk Analyst 29 by flipynif1
4-22-05
20 minutes later...
It show me menu...
Ok, please use the button on the LEFT side of the mouse since it's on your right side...
I tell you, it show me menu....
That's becasue you are using the RIGHT mouse button, please click on the one on the left...
Still menu...
AHHHHHHH #&*@^$*&#$^*#@&$* $@# &*$^*&@#^ $ #@&^$@*#&%^*(@#!&

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I dumb :D

4-23-05 9:45am (new)
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flipynif1
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Help Desk Analyst 30 by flipynif1
4-23-05
Bored lonely, Bored lonely, Bored lonely....HEY I KNOW i'll make my own work...YEAH!
Hello Shirts R' Us, where our Internet connection is more important than living how may I help you?
Hi I heard that you had some problems with your ever-so-important internet connection..
What? no everythings fine here.
Server Room
CRACKEL FRRRZZZTTT
MWAHAHAHAH NOT FOR LONG! MWAHAHAHAHAH

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I dumb :D

4-23-05 12:48pm (new)
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