The Man Who Hammered Nails Into His Head 1 by biped 3-19-05

Yes, sir. Can I take your order? Yes, I would like a hamburger and a small Pepsi. Hmm. That's unusual. What is? People usually order fries with their hamburger. Oh...well, I'm watching my sodium intake.

The Man Who Hammered Nails Into His Head 2 by biped 3-19-05

Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Milton Street? Sure. Go down three blocks and take a left. Milton Street is at the next stoplight. Thanks. Err...what are you looking at? Well...I never saw anyone do that before. Do what? That guy across the street is wearing a checkered jacket with striped pants.

The Man Who Hammered Nails Into His Head 3 by biped 3-19-05

*sniff* I losted my doggy. I think I saw a little doggy just back that way a bit. Thanks, mister! Uh, can I ask you a question? Sure. What? Was it a little grey and white doggy? Yes.

The Man Who Hammered Nails Into His Head (epilogue) by biped 3-19-05

This is how the people should have reacted. Yes sir, can I take yoOH MY FUCKING GWAAAH-HA-HAAAAAAA!!! ...h-hamburger, and... Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to -- YIKES!!! SHIT-FUCK-PISS!!! FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK!!! MOMMYYYY!!! *sniff* I losted my HOLY PURPLE SHIT-EATING MOTHERFUCKITY HELLHOUNDS ON WHEELS!!! YOU CRAZY-ASS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, 100%FUCKED-UP ASSHOLE!!! I think I saw...err...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, you're the greatest, i swear to god

Man, you are funny as hell!

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I dumb :D

You have been doing extremely funny stuff lately, and these four are no exception.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thank you for the nice comments.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I never thought I'd see a funny comic featuring the nail-in-head picture.
You have truly accomplished the improbable.