With a lot of My comics i tried to create and ambiance (music in the background) but found that i was the only one who found them funny...anyway

It all started as a slut rant...

Stinky Slut by flipynif1 2-23-05

Gotta air this out, man am I unfresh today Woops destroyed the city better aim the other way Hey baby you are HOT! Now with the mental scars she gave him will forever be turned gay Oh Sorry, what was that, I did not hear you HOLY FUCK! WHAT A STENCH!!!!

The sluts of tomorow by flipynif1 2-23-05

Can I suck your dick? I just got my tongue pierced Really? I don't even have to give you a corny pickup line or buy you a shot of Gin? Nope! TV has showed me that sex is okay with anyone at any age Hmmmm..... STUPID STUPID STUPID Can I suck your dick? I just got my tongue pierced

Sluts Anonymous by flipynif1 2-23-05

When I grow up I wanna be a Movie Star OK, that's a wrap, come into my trailer for your paycheck Oh baby, close the door and lock it then take some of this YUMMY roofy pop! Whatever you say boss! Later.... *gobble gobble* are you sure this is going to get me a role in Bad Boys? *mrrpphh gobble* Oh yeah, you'll get a role alright, ever heard of Paddywagon gangbangs?

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Catholic Life by flipynif1 2-23-05

While singing in the church the young choirboy does not notice the Crucifix becoming unattached from the wall AVE MARIIIIIIIIIAAAAA!!! Man I hate this song The Crucifix falls and kills the young man taking him to the pearly gates Wow who would have thought that not telling anyone of all those "secret favours" for the Pastor would have gotten me to the pearly gates so fast HALT...only those deemed worthy may enter heaven, FIRST you must suck my dick Doing a terrible job of sucking (surprisingly since he had a lot of pastor experience) he gets sent to hell HALT...only those deemed worthy may enter the gates of hell...BEND OVER Man...I wish my parents were Jehovas

Scary Stuff by flipynif1 2-23-05

It was a dark and stormy night and the streets were empty except for the sounds of footsteps approaching Is...is anyone out there? *step step step* The footsteps get closer and closer and move faster and faster I can hear you, WHERE DID EVERYONE GO!!! *step step step step stepstepstepstep* Darkness takes him and he finds himself in unfamliar surroundings THEY ALL WENT TO ARBY'S FOR THE GIANT ROAST BEEF SANDWICH, CURLY FRIES AND A JAMOCHA SHAKE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ring ring ring ring by flipynif1 2-23-05

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING... Something seems different with that ring...somethings is wrong WITH THAT RING!! Hours later.... ...RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING... AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO STOP IT STOP IT...*sob sob* On the other end Pick up the phone prick, PICK IT UP NOW! MWAAHAHAHAHAH...Oh what the hell, i'm just gonna go over there.

Fags suck by flipynif1 3-02-05

So I was at the bar last night and this fag comes up and grabs my junk...I beat the shit out of him and they kicked ME out So I guess sticking it in your ass it out of the question? Hey, don't get me wrong, I'll take it anyway I can, just ask!

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REdundancy CAN be funny...

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I made quite a few of these, but will only post one, i was in a pretty GOOD mood

Read this by flipynif1 3-05-05

What do you get when three gay men raise a child and have sex in front of it every day? hmmmmmm I don't know what DO you get when to gay men raise a child and have sex in front of him every day? The person that's readin this comic! BWANG BWANG BWANG BWANG!

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I think this would make a better skit on some live comedy show

Claraballs the Sorrow Killer by flipynif1 3-07-05

HI I'm Claraballs the sorrow killer..so you had a loss....*does a clown dance* LOOK AT ME i'm a happy clown here to make your frowns upside down *Sniffle sniffle* How can you even joke at a time like this 30 kids were just killed in that bus accident? Three of my own flesh and blood *SOB*! Hmmm...*chuckle* Ok you got a smile out of me...thank you Claraballs you saved the day You sick freak, 30 KIDS just died!!! OFFICER!!! REMEMBER I DO BIRTHDAY AND BARMITSVAS .......OH YEAH YOUR KIDS DIED, NEVERMIND!! You're coming with me you piece of shit!!

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Wow the first 3 were a little rude there. I guess I do not know that side of you yet.

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The Stephen Hawking series i like...The second two have the ambience of the littlest hobo (if anyone knows that show) where Stephen Hawking wheelcharis from town to town solving problems and then leaving onto his next adventure...i got a bad comment, so i stopped making them...

The Adventures of Stephen Hawking 1 by flipynif1 3-07-05

The nightclub *robotic voice* Wow this party is jumping would you not agree my friend. Yeah DUDE and check out those ladies checking YOU out man... *Giggle* Look at that STUD..*zrrrk*...He makes my gears shift Yeah baby ....*ziple*.....he makes me wanna give HIM a lube job *robotic voice* Shake it like it is not a thing babies... Ohhhh I'm melting......*zrrrkkk*....you are SO coming home with me

The adventures of Stephen Hawking 2 by flipynif1 3-07-05

Ohhhh...*zrrrk*....find me at the end of the night...we'll go to my house you...*zrrk*...sexy thing *robotic voice* Yes that sounds very nice, it was good to bump a groove with you...i'd better peace out Yo i hear you voice and it makes me wanna bus a move, i'm the DJ in here, you betta come wit me *robotic voice* gee that sounds terrific...I will come with you home boy HERE HE IS BABIES!!! THE NEW STYLE O' CRIP-O-MATICS YO! *robotic voice* are you ready to rock the house...I'M BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE!!....

The Adventures of Stephen Hawking 3 by flipynif1 3-07-05

Welcome to McBuger Queen how can I help you *robotic voice* Hello I would like a... Holy SHIT you're perfect ! The drive through just went on the fritz will you save the day? *robotic voice* Yes I will save the day and consume sustanance at a later time Stephen Hawking saves the day again...Theme music from the Littlest Hobo plays o/^ Welcome to McBuger Queen I can take your order whenever you are ready.. WOOF I would like a .....

The Adventures of Stephen Hawking 4 by flipynif1 3-07-05

The Xmen 3 Movie Shoot Man if we don't get Pat's Replacment we'll just have to cut out Professor X I know, the XMEN fans would CASTORATE then CRUCIFY us if that happens *robotic voice* Can I be of some assistance *GASP* It's Stephen Hawking! Yes, you can assist, get right down to costumes and get ready to be PROFESSOR X...WOOT! Stephen Hawking saves the day again...Theme music from the Littleest Hobo plays o/^ Well I thought he played an excellent role... I miss my weenis

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I like this series...music is funny...

Everybody hurts by flipynif1 3-10-05

YO stickman you look sad what's up Homey, can I help you in some way? *Sniffle* I want to die...I am a 2-d drawing in a 3-d world...even my wife has contours.. There are so many great things to live for...sunsets, pussy, sex, pussy... Hey you know what? You're RIGHT...what the fuck was I thinking? Man I look forw.... REM's everybody hurts plays in the background BUT YOU WON'T SEE THEM, MWAHAHAHA...*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Everybody hurts some more by flipynif1 3-10-05

Everybody hurts continues to play in the background MWAHAHAHAHAH...*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.... *gets shot repeatedly* The song ends MWAHAHAH...oh...Uh so anyway...yeah man there is a lot to live for don't you agree? *bleeds* So anyway, see yah. *bleeds*

Everybody hurts even more by flipynif1 3-10-05

*bleeds* *bleeds* Everybody hurts starts playing in the background again... MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gets shot some more*

Everybody hurts lots and lots by flipynif1 3-10-05

Everybody hurts continues to play MWAHAHAHAHAH...*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*...MWAHAHAH *gets shot lots in the head* Everybody hurts stops playing Talk to ya later bro! *bleeds* Who lets the dogs out starts to play.. hee hee hee...*whizz*...*chew chew*...*whiz*...*slobber* MWAHAHHAHAAH *gets peed on and eaten*

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You know what....fuckit i don't wanna post every comic, this page with take three years to load on dial up, i'm on fibre optics so i don't notice...anyway...I'll list what you should read of mine if you care

Canadian Rant

And whatever else...

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I liked Claraballs, Stephen Hawking, and "Everybody Hurts" the best.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Those are my personal fav's as well

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Summer's Eve Commercial by flipynif1 3-21-05

I'm dreamin of summer cool breezes fresh air...And when I start dreamin Summer's Eveâ„¢ takes me THERE! Catchy tune. That cool fresh feelin keeps the good times in my mind! Summer's Eveâ„¢, Keeps that freshness everytiiime!! SEE TV? I AM FRESH TOO! Downtown later that day SMELL MOM, I AM FRESH AND CLEAN FROM SUMMER'S EVE!! Why you little WHORE!

One of mew new fav's

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Old People by flipynif1 3-21-05

I hate old people, what a bunch of cunts! Yeah, I say bring on mandatory euthanasia! Here's there's a old lady...HEY YA OLD CUNT, GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU FILTHY WASTE OF TAX DOLLARS!!! HAHAHAHAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE YOU OLD BITCH! HAHAHAH...YOU STUPID OLD BITCH..FUCK OFF AN DIE!! What lovely young people!

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This is hilarious. I liked Ring Ring Ring Ring.

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I found those last two amusing.

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Just updating my thread here, trying to filter out my prefs...

Fun Games by flipynif1 3-22-05

Mommy? Can little girls get prenant? Of course not Little Johnny! Don't be a silly goose! SWEET! What a little rascal.. We can play that game again! Ok, I'll be the doctor this time, you're thermometre hurt.

The Doctor is ALWAYS in by flipynif1 3-29-05

Doc I think I have finally accepted the death of my mommy and will no longer need the therapy sessions, thank you for your help! Discontinue your therapy? No no no no...You'd best leave THAT decision to a Medical Professional! bling blong.... Besides, have you considered that your mommy was in a death-like coma and buried alive? B-b-buried alive?

Suicide by flipynif1 4-01-05

Dear world: I no longer have any reason to live, I have just found out that Princess Dianna died today...she was my everyyhing . Goodbye *hero music* Du du du DU DUDU!! sniffle, sob.. It looks like you are proofreading your suicide letter, click me to help What? It's a suicide letter, no ones going to care about my grammer. Deer World: I know larger have many reasons to alive. I just have found in that's Prince Diarrea died today. Her everything me. Goodbye? I disagree, everyone cares about grammer, EVERYONE! Isn't that better? Fuck...

Hetro Fag by flipynif1 4-01-05

o/^ I'm a HETERO, HETERO SEUXUAL, I'm a HETERO, HETERO SEXUAL o/^ o/^ I'm a HETERO, HETERO SEUXUAL, I'm a HETERO, HETERO SEXUAL o/^ Hey big boy *wink wink* *grunting* o/^ I'm a HOMO, HOMO SEXUAL o/^ TAKE IT ALL BITCH!

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Attempt at injoke crossdressing by flipynif1 4-01-05

RAAAARR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!! That cornholer won't generate gravitrons by itself ya know... HA HA!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO TOBOR ABOUT??

Baby Showers On this Evening Forcast by flipynif1 4-04-05

BABY SHOWER! Oh MY!! Come in come in! Bang.......bang.......bang......bang...bang No you don't understand...BABY SHOWER!! Shower me baby, gifts gifts GIFTS! Bang Bang bang bang BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

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keep in mind, this thread is more for my organization than anything

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