A funny commercial turned unfunny comic...

Canadian Rant Part 1 by flipynif1 3-12-05

Hey... I'm not a Lumberjack or a Fur Trader Tabernack...we must chop these, how you say....TREES TO SHIT MAN! Yeah, eh...let's get some beaver pelts too, eh I don't live in an Igloo or eat penguins Come here leetle penguin, I won't, how you say....EAT you TABERNACK, eh

Canadian Rant Part 2 by flipynif1 3-12-05

I don't know Hab Ebb or Alice from Canada, though i'm sure they are very nice Hello baby, COME again! You are, how you say...HOT eh I have a Prime Minister, NOT a president I'm Canadian, eh.... YEE HAW..duh...WE'RE GOING TO WAR!! I speak English and a little French NOT American BONJOUR man, Comment Alle Vous, dude and...fuck that's all I know How's it goin', duh...

Canadian Rant Part 3 by flipynif1 3-12-05

It's pronouced about NOT ABOOT I WON'T TAKE OFF ANY MORE CLOTHING TILL YOU SAY ABOUT!!! ABOOT, ABOOT, ABOOT.... I can PROUDLY sew my bodyparts to my missles Dis goes here, eh, take dat badguys, eh Just sew it on, eh I belive in peace keeping NOT policing Hows it goin' eh That's it you're coming downtown, i'll think of charges on the way you filthy waste of tax dollars

Canadian Rant Part 5 by flipynif1 3-12-05

I believe in Diversity not Assimilation Thank you Come again, eh! He's different, I must contact the assimilation corp., they'll know what to do.. and the beaver is a TRULY proud and noble animal and a toque IS a hat! I'm a beaver, eh AIEEEE I FORGOT MY TOQUE, WHY AM I WEARING THIS...how you say....CUNTSNEEF on my head?!?! A Chesterfield IS a couch I'm not a Chesterfield, but you can sit on me anyway WAAAAAAAHHH I WANT MY CHESTERFIELD, eh!!

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I got confused in numbering them...as you can see above..

Canadian Rant Part 6 by flipynif1 3-12-05

and it's prounouced ZED, NOT ZEE, ZED!!! I have searched the WHOLE internet, eh, and I found out that it IS ZED... ....all that education...DOWN THE TOILET... CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LAND MASS So you see students, Canada is bigger than us! Fine then, YOU CAN'T COME TO MY THANKSGIVING! THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! Wow, sorry about that hard check, eh...you should learn to wear skates, eh UhhHHhHh I was coming to sing the national anthem....

Canadian Rant Part last by flipynif1 3-12-05

AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA... Mexico?? United States?? NO!!!! Canadian Girls are easier AND not fat!! MY NAME IS JOHN AND Hi I'm Jon! Hey STUD, let's go have sex, eh I AM CANADIAN!!! w00t

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Canadian, eh? I'll bet you don't even know who Isabelle Mejias is.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Isabel Measdjiodf, yeah sure, i know everyone from canada

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The year 2000 called. They want their beer commercial back.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I belive i mentioned that in the first post

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