Diablo and Jon#1 by virgoheart33 1-29-05

Diablo went to Jon's job to ask him some questions. Jon do they eat Chickens this time of year? Yes people eat chickens the whole year. Why did you ask? Well my chicken friend wanted me to ask you. Hey do people eat roosters too? Yeah. I eat roosters they are the best. Why did you ask? Um...I gotta go now. ...Hey wait, I thought you were a turkey!

Diablo and the Animal Factory by virgoheart33 3-09-05

Diablo is Applying for Animal Factory, while he is there he will run into some trouble. Hello sir I want to apply for the Animal Factory job. Hey! I did not know roosters can talk I must be doing too much drugs...anyways go see the manager of this joint she is over there. Hi! you can go sign up over there okay! Thank god now I can get paid! Hey what's up Jon! Do you work here too? Yeah, I check the Applications. I hope you know this is a butcher shop.

Phillip's Joke of the Day. by virgoheart33 3-13-05

That was a good joke phillip I am gonna go tell Diablo. Sure go and tell him but he might be affended. What do you call a rooster looking for gold? Um I give up. Rooster Nuggets! Phillip told you that didn't he?

Mr. Toothgnip's Adventure 1 by virgoheart33 3-18-05

Mr. Toothgnip stays at the new farm in Ontario, California. Hey Mr.Toothgnip, I heard so much about you. I heard you came from Alabama, old country folk town is that right? Yeah I came from Alabama... I see that dirty animal over yonder. Mr.Toothgnip that is no animal that is a human. Human you say... I am going down yonder to see that dirty human. Looks like he is stealing my goat food. Look here yonder what are you doing with my animal treats? Time to run!

Diablo and Jon: In the Haunted House by virgoheart33 3-20-05

Ah Jon where are you? I hate this haunted house, I can't see anything. I am by the bathroom! Jon come over here... Ah! who are you? Help Jon a guy with and axe is going to chop me up into little pieces! What are you doing in my house, you crazy chicken? I am not a chicken I am a rooster. Ah man, I am allergic to rooster meat.

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Cherie M. Scott

hahah much better, i liked the fourth one the best...goat treats...hahah

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I dumb :D

Is English not your first language? I get the feeling there may be some good ideas in there, but I find the writing style slightly weird.

Aw..How old are you? 12 or 13, right?
Anyway..these are cute because they're so..well they aren't formed very well. I wouldn't add you on to my list of favorites but these are amusing like little kids tripping and falling and then getting ice cream.

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You know you totally missed me!

Umm...my comment is...alrighty then!

--S. Dummie

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