The Cruisenator pt 1 by JESUSSANDWICH 3-23-05

No seriously whats your problem. I have to assasinate you. Uhhhhhh why? Because of your interference with the future leadership of Tom Cruise Tom Cruise?! Yes.

The Cruisenator by JESUSSANDWICH 3-23-05

How does he get to be leader? A long story involving chocolate ice cream and Abe Vigoda. He is not dead in the future? Yes he is dead. His brain has been brought back to life WITH SCIENCE. Where do I fit in to all of this? You are the mother of the first abe vigoda clone.

The Cruisenator pt 3 by JESUSSANDWICH 3-23-05

How? I am a man Not in the future. After the first clone Abe began to build a resitance to the cruise empire (which is now controlled by Cruiseborgs.) They eventually kill the original Tom who was psychically controlling the borgs Who ARE you? I am the prototype Tombot sent back in time to destroy you.

I cant think of an end for this.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Nice way to leave us hanging there. What kind of a sick freak are you?!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It doesn't really need an ending. You just need to imagine Graham Chapman dressed as a British military officer entering the frame saying "All right, I'm putting a stop to this comic strip right now. It has become extremely silly."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.