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Tony

Picnic - 1 of 2 - read first by I_want_a_TB303 3-22-05

We've had a nice picnic, but it's time to go home now Why? Because it'll be dark soon Why? Because the Earth will have revolved so that the opposite side is facing the sun Why?

Picnic - 2 of 2 - read second by I_want_a_TB303 3-22-05

Because it's spinning on its own slightly irregular axis, whilst rotating the sun Why? Because it's not perfectly round Why? Because it's a relic of the 'big bang' that created the solar system, possibly the entire universe Oh, I see. We should go then

The letter by I_want_a_TB303 3-18-05

It's a letter from Mickey Mouse Hooray! I knew he'd write back! What does it say? He says he's sorry he can't come to your party as he's taking Pluto to the vet on Saturday. "Happy Birthday, love from Mickey" Aww... I love Mickey Mouse. I'll write and ask if he can come at Christmas It's a gas bill really

Cobblers. Sort of means b0ll0cks by I_want_a_TB303 3-17-05

Right, got to remember this. Won't have my notes on the night... A man walks into a pub and asks for a large scotch... And the barman says "Would you like an egg with that?"... Later... Cobblers. What was that joke about the scotch egg?

It just occurred to me that Americans might not know what a scotch egg is. It's a primitive snack consisting of a boiled egg encased in sausagemeat, covered in breadcrumbs. If you're all scotch egged-up in the States, then please excuse my assumption.

And finally, my first Stripcreator strip:

'ello 'ello 'ello by I_want_a_TB303 3-17-05

I'm sorry Sir, but I'm going to have to ask you to vacate that dustbin. It constitutes vagrancy Shit What do you mean, "shit"? Nothing, it's just... The only other picture of me available on this make-your-own-comic website has me hammering a nail into my skull. I liked the dustbin better, if I'm honest

I forgot, I also did this one yesterday...

The operation by I_want_a_TB303 3-23-05

Doctor! I Can't feel my legs! That's to be expected But there was nothing wrong with my legs! That's right... But we had to amputate your arms

I like these comics. You got "rotating" and "revolving" mixed up in the first two strips, which was a bit distracting, but the generally amusing quality of your comics made up for this horrible inaccuracy.

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