I'm a pretty open guy open to all sorts of activity in the realm of sensuality. What people wind up doing in the pursuit of the ultimate sexual experience is cool with me, no matter the legality. Sheep-fucking, cornholing the babysitter's boyfriend, grandma foot massages, exposing oneself at Chuck E. Cheese's, the jamming of test-fetuses up your ass (or the ass of someone you love), autoerotic-cannibalism, and humping wino's in their ear canal are all groovy practices, all part of the grand truth of eros.

But there's SOMEONE on here does some sick shit. (And when I say "he does sick shit" I mean, literally, he bones sick people's shit.)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

REally...who is this person and what is the person's phone number....i must learn this ancient secret

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I dumb :D

You're so off the guest list for the next diseased shitfucking party, Arty.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

There seems to be endless perks for joining this site

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I dumb :D

Please take my quote out of your signature : (

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"It's a second World War II!"

That's how I show love, Lusus!

But, okay, I will honor your request.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Thank you. I can be happy and complete once more, now that the pollution has been cleansed.

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"It's a second World War II!"

Why did you want your quote out of his signature? It was an awesome quote.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It makes me seem immoral. And if I don't have my morals, then all I'll have left is my health - which we all know is a very precarious condition to rely on, so I won't make the mistake of putting any faith in it. So, you see, morals are the thing. We cannot survive without morals.

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"It's a second World War II!"

If I could remember the quote I could argue about the morality of it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Trust me, it's better this way.

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"It's a second World War II!"

I believe it had something to do with pancaking penises, but I could be wrong.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oh man, there's nothing more worthy of moral high ground than pancaking penises into your stuff. Lemme tell ya brudder.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Penis pancakes aren't very fluffy

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I dumb :D

But full of protein.

I'm on the Opposite Atkins diet so i don't eat protien...only bread and carbs, lots and lots of carbs

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I dumb :D

I'm on this diet where I check to see if a food item is eating me, and if it isn't, I eat it.

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What others say about boorite!

I thought he was already out? My bad.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.