I know i such as my star rating goes up and down faster than a couple cats in my front yard.

This is a new work in progress, basically someone will be teaching or something and break into a song that teaches absolutely nothing about the subject at hand.....another idea of mine was to have some sort of speaker always break into some simplistic song for every lecture....ah i have no ideas today, just a friggin migraine.

Songs don't teach... by flipynif1 4-04-05

So as you can see nature can harness a power that your Rock Stars and Movie Icons just cannot fathom So what your saying is that Nature has the power of a Slipknot concert? Let me describe it to you as you would understand... Presto Change-o o/^ HERE I AM, ROCKIN LIKE A HURRICANE!! o/^ *headbanging*

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Songs don't teach 2 by flipynif1 4-04-05

Waaaahhh Daddy all the boys at school think i'm ugly *sniffle Hmmm that isn't good at all little ug..I mean darlin They say i'm so ugly i'm OOGLY.. Well I think I can help... Presto Chage-o o/^ THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.. o/^ *ugly headbanging*

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Songs Don't Teach 3 by flipynif1 4-04-05

Welcome to McWendy King how can I take your order? RAAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! I'm sorry sir that is not on the menu is there anything ON the menu I can get you? RAAR!! TOBOR WILL SHOW YOU WHAT HE MEANS!! Presto Change-o o/^ EVERYBODY HURTS SOMETIMES o/^ OwwwWWwwwWw

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Songs dont teach 4 by flipynif1 4-05-05

We are here to mourn the passing of Ripley Indigo Peterson... he was a conservative man of few words and now is off to heaven.. My daddy go to heaven, what dat? Well little child, I have a Hymnn that may help you with understanding... O-tay. Presto Change-o o/^ ...AND SHE'S CLIMBING A STAIRWAY, TO HEAVEN o/^ *poopy headbanging*

I always go downhill, maybe i should get the net at home so i don't get so distracted by stupid clients at work

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Songs Don't Teach 5 by flipynif1 4-05-05

RINGRINGRING Goddam phone won't stop ringing...GRRRR...I am SO stressed out! Johnny, it sounds like you are stressed out. What the fuck, are you a parrot? Can't you hear the phones, THE PHONES! Well it could be worse, let me explain... Presto Change-o o/^ RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE, BOOP OOP EE DOOP! o/^ OMG RAFFI!! *headbanging*

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I am trying to find the MOST innapropriate songs for situations, hungover though, my brain does not werk.

Songs don't teach 6 by flipynif1 4-07-05

Oh my god *sob* She is LEAVING me for a woman?!?! Wow, that certainly makes one quesiton their manhood. SHUTUP *sob* YOU ARE NOT HELPING...I'm gonna KILL MYSELF! Maybe I can help. o/^ Would you know my name, If I saw you in heaven? o/^ *swaying, dies*

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Dude, you have the worst case of Alzheimer's disease i've seen. As soon you make a decent enough strip, like Tobor's, you immediatly crash and burn in the next. It's as if you forgot teh funny all of a suddent.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Yeah i know, i make them in a rush sometimes,my sense of humour cahnges with my schitzophrenia

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