Resident Evil Reject by Seph_Deathstorm 4-05-05

...and you're surprised you got rejected to play a zombie role in Resident Evil? Well, come on, I am a real zombie! A REAL ZOMBIE! I don't have to act it's just human nature. Don't you mean Zombie Nature? Yeah... WHATEVER. Point is, I do everything exactly like a zombie, I don't act, I do it everyday! ...and you do realize they don't hire you cause you're kind eats the cast members, and crew? CRAFT SERVICE TABLE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Hello, this is the second comic of six I have made since coming to this site. I am fully aware some of them aren't mindblowingly funny, but do check them out. I intend on improving. Thank you for taking the time to read some of my work. I hope you enjoy it. ;o

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"I don't believe the president of the US has a say in the war; I don't think the US Citizens do either, the soldiers get the word, they go through hell to write it.

Not bad. I refer you to one of my early comics. By no means funnier or better, but it's Resident Evil-related.

Resident Evil: An Interpretation by PrimoOoze1138 9-12-04

The 3-panel summation of Resident Evil. You're all going to die down here. Like shit, we are. Um, yeah. About that dying stuff. That little computer girl's right. Oh. Shit.

Enjoy.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Seph's was better, although I don't know what "craft service table" means. The structure was there and the punchline had punch, even though I didn't get it. I assume it's an industry term I'm not familiar with. If it's not -- if it's something you made up or if you misspelled "Kraft," then the comic's just not funny dispite the structure. But you've defintely got talent there.

Primo, I saw what you were trying to do, but I don't think it quite works in the sc.com comic format. Keep it up, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah, I like the idea of doing 3-panel summaries of movies, but it is tough to do it and still be funny. I've only done three. Don't really plan on doing any more. I think my summary of The Shining was better, if only marginally.

Shine on, You Crazy Bastard by PrimoOoze1138 9-17-04

An interpretation of Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining". Heeere's Johnny! You are correct, sir! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no p... "

Ok, I'll stop now.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

I must have made a mistake, I am not entirely sure. But a Craft Service Table is that table filled with food and drinks in most Movie sets. They're for the cast and crew, incase they get hungry. The punchline, was to suggest that the Cast and Crew was infact the zombies "Food and Drink" table. Sorry if I probably made a mistake.

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"I don't believe the president of the US has a say in the war; I don't think the US Citizens do either, the soldiers get the word, they go through hell to write it.

Yeah, that's right.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Then you would enjoy some of the things you'll find here.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002