No, not Mandates.

Man Dates.

Pretty funny stuff, IMO. Turns out I've been on these "dates" before, but I wasn't uncomfortable about it. If a guy is really your friend, it doesn't matter where you meet or eat or go talk. Then again, I'm a big, hairy, manly man, so what do I know?

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As for homophobic-type fears, I did pull a good prank on my best friend a few years ago. We were out driving around one night and decided to stop and get something to drink at a convenience mart. I made it to the checkout first; he was next in line. After I paid for my soda, I looked back at him, and, in my best lispy voice, loudly said, "Don't forget the condoms, honey!"

I barely made it out the door without cracking up. If our wives hadn't been in the car, he probably would have made me walk home.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

My best friend and I do all sorts of shit together like go out to eat, catch a movie, and other stuff.

So we give each other handies in the back corner of the theater and give each other footjobs under the table at the restaurants. Is that gay now?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My best friend and I do all sorts of shit together like go out to eat, catch a movie, and other stuff.

So we give each other handies in the back corner of the theater and give each other footjobs under the table at the restaurants. Is that gay now?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Once, no. Twice? Yes.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I have a hetero friend who on multiple occasions has had a watress assume he and another friend were gay, and she set down a candle on the table to make things more "romantic". The first time was with a friend who is so metrosexual he might as well be. The second time was with someone so homophobic he started swearing loudly that way people wouldn't think he is, only they probably just thought he was a loud, sweary gay man.

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Poop.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOU CUNTS! I FUCKING WANT SOME SHITCAKED MAN-ASS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Apparently I've been going on "man dates" since I was about 16. Ex-stripcreator user Tinman and I have been to Glasgow's gallery of modern art a few times together, I've been to the cinema many times with only one other male friend for company and as for having a meal in a place with no television that's almost a weekly occurance.

Hooray for homophobia for giving this person something to write about.

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Dad was flammable

It's actually not even homophobia that was this article's impetus.

I'd say it was the need to waste people's time.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Two fags go to an art gallery and act like they're not fags so that people don't think they are fags.

That sounds like homophobia to me.

Damn fags.

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Dad was flammable

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Two fags go to an art gallery and act like they're not fags so that people don't think they are fags.

That sounds like homophobia to me.

Damn fags.

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See, I don't really see the big deal. Girls go out and do stuff like that all the time. They go out for coffee, dinner, to the bar, whatever with just one other girl (or sometimes more). And no one ever 'assumes' that they're lesbians.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I had a man date just the other night. It was divine.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks.

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Dad was flammable

Man dates are the greatest dates evar.

I thought this was how guy friends hang out. With a girl you're supposed to take her on some cunting picnic or to a girlie flick or to a seedy motel room.

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No, but we fantasize about it.

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I has a flavor!

Speak for yourself.

Take me to a girlie flick and you'll be castrated. If it doesn't have at least one explosion, then it's not a proper date movie.

Except Sin City. That's the greatest date movie of all time.

Okay, I just read the article. You guys are freaks. The next time I hear a man complain about whatever those mysterious "rules" are that women make up (and I don't know them either, finding them to be utterly pointless and stupid) I'm going to point this out.

Sheesh, get a grip and get comfortable in your own sexuality. I don't want to have to read this again.

Freaks.

My wife hates chick flicks also. Maybe going out with her is a "man date" with a woman.

In retrospect, my "man dates" with actual men have always had to do with beer, sports, or power tools, or combinations thereof, not always fortunate.

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Take me to a girlie flick and you'll be castrated. If it doesn't have at least one explosion, then it's not a proper date movie.

Except Sin City. That's the greatest date movie of all time.

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Whenever I'm out on a man date, I prefer movies about gladiators.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

To quote Dane Cook:

"Dude, no chicks, tonight I gotta dance!"

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Poop.

I am so comfortable in my sexuality I could have sex with another man and I woud still like chicks

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I'm so comfortable with my sexuality I could fuck you in the ass and still be fucking you in the ass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.