You find out that a girl you would love to humiliate due to the fact she's a back-talking cunt who cheated on your best friend a year ago, is *actually* having sex with one of your professors. The professor isn't even a good professor, but he's an okay person. Do you blow the lid off the whole shebang for perhaps less than ethical reasons, or do you just let the thing play out on its own and stay the Hell out? I don't want to hurt the school or even the professor (though I think anyone who has sex with their student is a fucking scumbag), but I've wanted to get back at this girl for a while, but this... I dunno... it just seems too big. What do you guys think?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

While the professor's conduct is unethical, my thought is if it doesn't directly affect you, don't intervene.

That's what I thought. I don't think I will, although revenge fantasies are always fun. :) I just thought it was fucked up and kinda validated what I thought about this girl.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Yeah, kind of a personal thing to get into. But if you really want to get back at her, blackmail her with the whole "bangin' the teach" story, and get her to do something humiliating in the name of your best friend.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I was thinking of leaving a comment in her livejournal like "bark like a dog in class or Ill blow the whole thing open"

Just something to put a scare in her.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

As much of a backstabbing-witch she was before and hurting your friend (and inevitably you), that would just be really not cool to blackmail. I mean, then you'd be stooping to her level, you know?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

well... there's also the fact I'm in her class and I know she's literally banging her way to an A, while everyone else has to work in non-physical ways for one... but yeah, I entertained the notion and now I've discarded it. She's not worth it and I would be hurting innocents in the process. So fuck it.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

There. I exorcised my disgust at the situation with this not particularly funny strip, but now I'm done and ready to move on:

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Make her bake you a pie.

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Poop.

That comic reminds me of the movie Story Telling.

If you haven't seen it, I recommend you do.

Tell someone else with a really big mouth that she's being boned by the prof. Then you're off the hook and nature can do its magic.

But yeah..you should totally be the bigger person here *cough* or something.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Wow. Um, this would probably be something I would keep my mouth shut about, if I was in your position. Of course, you could always let me know the name of the school, the professor, and the student. Then the Dean can look forward to an anonymous call about some ethics issues.

The only problem I see is that if I was a teacher tagging a nice piece of student ass, I'd strangle the bastard that ratted on me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Of course, you could always let me know the name of the school, the professor, and the student. Then the Dean can look forward to an anonymous call about some ethics issues.

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That comic reminds me of the movie Story Telling.

If you haven't seen it, I recommend you do.

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Could you pass on some advice to me from the professor? I'm currently trying to have sex with one of my students.

Plans within plans....if you really want revenge on this girl this particular thing can be part of a giant time-wasting over dramatic scheme that takes weeks of planning to impliment to make her life a living hell....in other words If you really hate her do something, you only live once, here could be your only chance

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I dumb :D

I say kick over the whole sordid mountain of maggot infested moose poop. Then stand in the background chuckling with sinister self-satisfaction. Twirl your mustache, if you have one. Do it. You know you want to.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm serious about needing that advice btw.

That guy in your sig looks like my psychology teacher.

Stop trying to have sex with my psychology teacher!!!

My best advice would be to simply promise one of your ditzy students an A, in exchange for a good rogering with your "slide-ruler". Seems to have worked with this girl. It is strange that this is an open secret among at least a third of the campus (with her basically admitting it on her livejournal), and yet not a single faculty member has caught on (except for the perpetrator of course).

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

According to the aforementioned website, all you need to do is ask them to come to see you after class regarding a low mark or poor performance in class. You then use suggestives terms like, "think of something you can do to convince me". Everything seems to fall into place after that.

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Poop.

You could blackmail your way into an A with the professor. All of the benefits of blowing him with none of the salty aftertaste.

But that would be just slightly less unethical than that girl.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I guess the other factor is how much you want to ruin the professor's career.

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I say kick over the whole sordid mountain of maggot infested moose poop. Then stand in the background chuckling with sinister self-satisfaction. Twirl your mustache, if you have one. Do it. You know you want to.

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Nice ideas, but my class doesn't really have grades. I teach adults - that is, they're not students, but they're still kind of student age. It's kind of like a night class thing. Does that mean I can forget about it?