This is my first attempt at these damn comics. Its funny cause its true. let me know what you think.

TheReceptionist by matclarke 4-25-05

Man, I really hate that damn receptionist!!! What are you gonna do? Maybe I should put a flamming bag of dog poop under her desk. You might get fired for that one. Yeah, maybe i'll just try faxing some more stuff to our main line. You won't get fired for that but maybe you'll go to hell.

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RefuseTruckSales by matclarke 4-28-05

You seem to lossing a bit of weight, Ernie. I've been keeping myself on a pretty strict diet. What's that your snacking on? Vienna Sausage. I love these things. Don't they make you thirsty? A little bit. I wash it down with the juice though.

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After two years of careful consideration of all your insight and feedback I'd like to take this time to say thank you for your time and maybe next time I'll do better.

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Good god, I thought I'd gone through a time portal back to 2005 just then.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

For that you'd need the Wayback machine.

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.stripcreator.com

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.