I don't get it. Is Garfield a nun?

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Sure. Replace 'convent' with 'pound' if you like.

Does anyone really 'join' the pound? Why doesn't John's lazy ass just have him put to sleep. It seems like a personal problem to me.

I think that comic has been edited.

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Dad was flammable

I didn't think it was possible for garfield to get worse.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It sure wasn't edited for comedic value. Is it some sort of social commentary?

Anyone want to deconstruct it, joo_joo-style? I would but I've got all this heroin to do.

I think Garfield died of old age fifteen years ago, and Jon just uses his corpse as a puppet to amuse himself, ala Norman Bates.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

That works for me. Everything's funnier with puppets.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I think Garfield put those carrots in his ears because...

Man, who gives a shit?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The onyl thing funny about garfield is....uh.....

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I dumb :D

Garfield put carrots in his ears because his ears are a sort of juicer than when you put foodstuffs in them it makes them into juice. When you turn his tail, fresh juice comes out of his ass. Jon was merely upset that Garfield wasn't using this wonderful gift to help out Religious convents, and was merely suggesting that Garfield do so.

In case anyone was wondering.

Better or worse?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I want to die.

But it's James Garfield and he's got... carrots in his... ears, and... heh, he.... oh god... *joins a convent*

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Thats a definite improvement.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Better or worse?

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Much better. A picture of carrot juice coming out President Garfield's ass would have been even better and would have increased the degree of difficulty by 0.6.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Just watch... juice will start spurtin out of there at any moment. The juice was made by a guy named Peter Mann, so the juice will be called Mann Juice.

Sadly, this is the funniest part of this thread.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.