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squidrabies 
I am a Care Bear.
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Hello, beautiful. I'm back and I'm bad. I'm black and I'm mad.
I'm actually not black, so don't let that influence your opinion.
You fucking racist.
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GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY! Part 1
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| Morning. New on the continent? | |
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| Yes. How are you today, peacful indigenous tribesperson? | |
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| Oh, fine, fine. Make yourself at home. Mi continent es su continent. | |
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| You got that right. Can I interest you in some smallpox or enslavement? | |
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| Sounds great. Here, have a cup of dysentery while I watch your friends gang rape my twelve year old daughter. | |
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| Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna go play in that huge pile of gold over there. | |
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GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY! Part 2
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| Yeah, but not the one you believe in. | |
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| THE STREETS SHALL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR HEATHEN BABIES!!! | |
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| I have a T-shirt that says that. | |
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GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY! Part 3
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| Thanks. I'm going to kill you and your family with it. | |
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| Oh, the usual. I'm fuzzy, you're green. Clearly you're inferior. | |
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| Hahaha, good one. Seriously, though. | |
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| Whatever, man. Dick size, dance moves. The great thing about ethnic cleansing is you can just make it up as you go. | |
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GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY! Part 4
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| Okay, so what proof do I have that God exists and I'll have an afterlife of eternal happiness? | |
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| Oh, haha. Well, none. No proof at all. Just have faith. And do everything I say without question. | |
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| Huh. Soooooo... I stunt my emotional growth and refrain from learning through experience and gaining the wisdom to choose what kind of person I want to be. Why? | |
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| Yeah... You know that's completely insane, right? | |
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| I tell you what... the next time you're nailed to a cross, you can make up the rules. | |
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I've been away for a long time due to a new job and a touch of writer's block. And I had the flu. And I think I gained like three pounds. I'm disgusting, don't look at me. Please don't leave me, I can change. I just love you so much. I'd die without you. Make up sex?
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