I mean, jesus christ... these people can afford WMDs and a thousand cars to just blow up, but they can't buy a fucking bar of soap.

mAkk Benn in the morning...

makk Benn's wife in the morning...

What a lovely couple!

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I think he sees the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson...

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They seem to show pics of teh guys looking like Charles Manson to make them seem even MORE evil than they already are....though it's hard to get worse than the fanatics are

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Yep. I swear some of these guys stepped right out of the Canteena scene from Star Wars.

I'd be volunteering to eat hot shrapnel too!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This thread just makes me miss MaKK.

:(

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I wish mAAk were here to see this.

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Poop.

Did I miss the thread announcing Makk's death or something? He's probably still lurking....

... somewhere on the Afghan-Pakistan border.

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Oopsy! did snoogums bang his head getting into the truck AGAIN!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Terrorists hijacked the ugly plane and rammed it into his face.

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Take a look at Washington's new Most Wanted list for Terrorist Activities:

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I hope she doesn't have a penis

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No. She just has a third leg coming out of her ass.

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Howard Campbell keeps me updated on mAAk's progress.

Whoever the fuck Howard Campbell is.

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Because it's only AFTER they're captured that they get plastic surgery to make them mind-blowingly hot.

And that's how porn stars are born.

More lies uncovered. Damn. He was ugly enough to be important!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ugh... why am I not surprised?

And why am I REALLY not surprised that hardly any news outlets are covering this?

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Hey, USA Today needs page one for thier "Desperate Housewives" cover story. Give 'em a break.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Whoa, Desperate Housewives cover story?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I bet USA Today would care if Mohammed al-Ugly tried to abduct those Desperate Housewives. Mmmn... those whacky Al Qaeda guys love Infidel pussy!

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Hell, who wouldn't?

Your mom.

She'd be too busy in my lap.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Worst. Comeback. Ever.

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:(

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Obviously, you haven't sampled the myriad of MikeyG's other comebacks.

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