*shrug*

Berry Picking - Good Luck by FrixFrax 5-13-05

That does it, I'm sick of people treating me how they want! You know I put out for people and it never pays! As a prositute, you should be asking for the money first So that's what I've been doing wrong! I also seem to attract the wrong attention, it's all men in their 50s! Who else goes to a prostitute? You Yes, but you give me a discount, so it's worth it, anyway I'm off out, good luck with tonight sis!

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The surprise ending made me go next door and throw live squirrels at my neighbor like darts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Those poor little critters :(

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It would've been funny, but your awful punctuation just made it confusing.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I like my, awful punctuation it's the reason, I fail English. It's also why, I'm so lazy, and don't proof-read things :)

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Fair enough. But that doesn't make your comic funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

=)

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That was a terrible comic, but there's something so seductively feline about you I'm going to rate you good.

Another successful brain-breaking FrixFrax comic.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

*shoves in something random* This seemed a good idea, but I'm not sure if it turned out that way :D

Dirty Sugar by FrixFrax 5-15-05

Your wife has been murdered, and your children have been kidnapped, are you sure you can investigate this? Yeah, I can handle it, Detective Lupin Christ no! NO! GOD NO, FOR THE LOVE OF... Happy Birthday love, I'm not really murdered, hehe, that was a funny little trick for your surprise party, good eh? You bastards, you fucking bastards... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME! Aw, shucks you guys, you went to all this trouble for me *blush* The walls are coated in strawberry sauce *licks wall* Well, you better get back to work, OUR CHILDREN ARE STILL KIDNAPPED *cries hysterically and rips hair out*

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Ow, my eyes.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Bleh.

Unlucky Rape Part 1 by FrixFrax 5-19-05

That does it bitch, I'm going rape your ass! Oh my god, no! Shit, no condoms, I'll be right back... Oh my god, no! Uh, yeah sorry, do you have any change for the condom machine? I'll go check in my purse...

Unlucky Rape Part 2 by FrixFrax 5-19-05

I'm back, wait a second, is that a hair!? Well, I'm booked into the clinic next week... Sure you are, well I'm still gonna rape ya, you know... Well, this might not be the best time to tell you this, but I have aids... Christ, aids, um, I really should get going, you know people to see, and well, er, rape... I'll call you Oh my god! I'm in the mens bathroom!

That FrixFrax Funny, just isn't coming to me anymore.

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