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Zaster
Wait for it...

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The next generation X-Box isn't coming out 'til Christmas... that's lame!

Oh yeah, and the Roma refugees in Germany are being deported back to Yugoslavia where thier homes have been destroyed or taken over by the majority Albanian population, and where they will be forced to salvage scrap for the most meager of existences.

But mainly, the next generation X-Box isn't coming out 'til Christmas! That's lame.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

5-19-05 5:14pm (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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It's WICKED lame, but of course the power-corporation isn't going to let something out now that they can release around Xmas and make crazy money off of.

Now you know what to get me for Christmas, Zaster. :)

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

5-19-05 6:39pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Atari 2600 -- now that was a kick-ass game system. They've all gone downhill since then.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

5-19-05 7:58pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Fuck Atari! How about Colecovision?

5-19-05 9:23pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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PS3 looks a lot better than what I've seen of the new X-Box. So I might just wait the extra six months.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

5-19-05 10:25pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Oh... and ... uh... I will donate my broken Jaguar to the Roma refugees. They can make a stove out of it or something.

See, I care, goddamit!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

5-19-05 10:29pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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How can you people even think of buying games consoles when there's starving people in the world? It makes me sick.

5-19-05 10:34pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Wanna come over later and play Goldeneye, Dougan?

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Poop.

5-19-05 10:57pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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How can you people even think of buying games consoles when there's starving people in the world? It makes me sick.

:-(

......

Just kidding... :-D

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

5-19-05 10:58pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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No, he's too busy playing Browneye.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

5-20-05 6:15am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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And, believe it or don't, the Nintendo Revolution looks even better than the PS3. Which is hard to believe coming from my mouth since I normally find Nintendo to be overrated kiddie shit.

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I has a flavor!

5-20-05 7:18am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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I thought all we had seen of the Revolution so far was a black box.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

5-20-05 8:11am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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So far all they've really announced is that it will basically be able to play any Nintendo game by downloading them, this includes NES, SNES and N64. Plus the new ones and it is backwards compatible with Gamecube.

They still haven't said what the so-called 'revolution' about the console is yet.

And as for the one I'm most looking forward to, it's the PS3. Why? One word:


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Poop.

5-20-05 8:44am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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The next-gen games that had me creaming my pants were 'Killzone 2'(PS3), 'Killing Day' (PS3), 'Gears of War'(X-Box 360) and 'Andy Dougan's Maw X-treme'(all consoles).

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

5-20-05 9:05am (new)
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Melkor
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Just look at the face of the guy in the Jeep with the big cannon! is he happy or what?!

PS3 not only has great graphics but also a "Emotinal Chip Enhancer" or "ECE" that will aloow NPC's to react emotionally to every situation. you may find yourself in the middle of the greatest firefight of all time's, when suddently your team partner spouts : "what's it really all about? all the killing , the dying, the blood?" just before he stops a bullet with his skull. this techonology should come to a peak in such games as "Dance psiquiatrist revolution" and "Dont fear the Freud'"
Oh Sony, you did it again!

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

5-20-05 11:42am (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

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At least video games don't use up perfectly good biscuits.

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AFROMANS MOVE

5-20-05 3:02pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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I'm still fucking waiting for France France Revolution.

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It's grime time.

5-20-05 3:19pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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I always thought he looked like one of the alien guys from Galaxy Quest.

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Poop.

5-20-05 4:04pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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This is a thread for discussing violent anal dilation as it relates to next generation console systems and the plight of Yugoslavian Gypsies. I would appreciate it if you people would stay on topic.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

5-20-05 4:19pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Those guys at Epic are making the world a better place through the newest Unreal engine. It looks to kick ass (Gears of War). My only complaint is that Unreal Tournament is set back to 2006/2007. That's a long wait for the next installment. But at least it gives me time to upgrade my computer. I saw a lot on the E305 on G4, but I'm still left to wonder how much of it was actual gameplay screens and how much is pre-rendered stuff.

Another thing. You console gamers know no pain. You feel little in the way of slowdown or incompatability. PC gamers constantly have to worry about the latest game even running on their system. When Halo came out on X-Box, the X-Box gamers didn't even question how well it would run. They knew it would run just fine. When it came out for PC finally, some of us had to wonder if the game would even run. It did, for the most part. I'm just worried about the newest gaming systems upping the ante. PC gamers have always had the possibility of the best picture, sound and upgradability for their games, not to mention multiplayer has been strongly left up to PC gamers. Now the console wars have forced Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony to realize they need to do something about that. PC gamers still have the edge when it comes to how many people are playing at once, but console gamers have the cost-effective thing down pat.

HDTV is still not as good as a high-res match of Wolf, but it's getting there. Even at 640x480, console gamers have a good hand dealt to them, at least when they play games on big screen TVs. A 32" TV costs around $200 if you look around. A 32" monitor is nearly unheard of. The best we can usualy get is a 21" monitor for over $300.

No longer are the PC gamers elite. We are kinda screwed now. We had our time in the sun, and now, even I am considering getting my hands on a PS3 or X-Box 360.

What do we still have though? Mouse and keyboard controls OWN any game pad when it comes to FPS games. Potential for much higher resolution games. Modifications are made far more often for PC games. Multiplayer is rarely more than 16 players on consoles. It can go as high as 64 on PC (not including MMORPGs, which are frankly, the bane of the PC gamer). Finally, there's warez, but even console gamesr can go through a couple extra steps and play their favorite console games for free.

Let's face it. Console games are usually more fun, easier to get running (pop a disk in and you're ready to go), less likely to have problems, often look better (attributed to television blurring and lower resolution being squeezed for all its worth) and have a more social attitude. You don't usually invite friends over to play games on the PC while drinking beer and partying. There's rarely a PC set up in the living room for that sort of thing. Sure, we have LAN parties, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper to get four X-Boxes together and have a 16 player Halo match. I've done this, it's fun. More fun than getting 16 PC owners over and finding space for all 16 fucking boxes.

We no longer own online play. We no longer own FPS games (though we have better controls). We can't even say we own better looking games anymore. Doom 3 and Half Life 2 were our last chances. Now, we're just screwed.

Have fun with Gears of War guys. We saw this coming when Rockstar released GTA 3 on PS2 and not on PC until much later. We may never even see a GTA San Andreas for the PC.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

5-20-05 11:58pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Yeah, PC gaming can go and fuck itse-

*computer crashes because of conflicting device drivers*

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Poop.

5-21-05 11:30am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Well, nothing is gauranteed to run on the Xbox, D/X. I can't tell you how many times the fucker's crashed on me. I'm not the only one, either.

But I know what you mean about PC gaming. I'm actually an EX PC-Gamer. When Quake III Arena and UT were out, I was all up on that shit. I was into Diablo II, Warcraft, Starcraft, Myth II, and some other kickass online games. Then I got punked out by the industry because the next set of games wouldn't run on my system. I missed the new Warcraft, the new everyfuckingthing.

Blah.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

5-21-05 2:50pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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X-Boxes vary in quality. It's because of the companies that make the hard-drive. I forget what those companies are, but some are higher quality than others. If you buy your X-Box from a Walmart as opposed to a game shop, it's more likely to crash on you.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

5-21-05 3:13pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Well, nothing is gauranteed to run on the Xbox, D/X. I can't tell you how many times the fucker's crashed on me. I'm not the only one, either.

But I know what you mean about PC gaming. I'm actually an EX PC-Gamer. When Quake III Arena and UT were out, I was all up on that shit. I was into Diablo II, Warcraft, Starcraft, Myth II, and some other kickass online games. Then I got punked out by the industry because the next set of games wouldn't run on my system. I missed the new Warcraft, the new everyfuckingthing.

Blah.


I wish I could keep up with PC gaming frankly. I'm stuck at about UT2004 level at the moment, and not willing to spend $400 on a video card to play games that don't look that fun to me (see Doom 3 and Half Life 2). Far Cry looks pretty fun, but I'm still waiting for UT2007. When that comes out, maybe I will buy a badass new video card.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

5-21-05 5:44pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Half-Life 2 runs pretty smoothly on lower end video cars. RAM is the biggest thing for the game from what I hear. And how can you not think it looks fun? The game is brilliant.

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Poop.

5-23-05 7:16pm (new)
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