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You lied to me. You said some where lame. Pretty much all of them were lame. And now you're oging to hell for lying. Good job.

Cigarettes kill! >>LAME! by Slice 5-22-05

HEY! YOU! CIGARETTE! I HATE CIGARETTES! CIGARETTES KILLED MY FATHER! ...AND RAPED YOUR MOTHER! That... was uncalled for. Yeah, sorry.. It's the nicotine... makes me cranky...

Ok, this one would be good if it wasn't for the last line the cigarette says.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I disagree. I think it's great the way it is.

But I'm still too lazy to look at the rest. Post some more into the thread, Slice.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks, not_Scyess! And uh, Mr. Hari Nezumi, I didn't mean to lie to you...sniff... Spare me please? Please don't send me to hell? And thanks for the comment, I appreciated that one too! (A little less than the other one, but still)

Petey McGrimble on : Monogamy by Slice 5-23-05

Ugh...Monogamy. The word itself just makes me want to puke. I mean, I understand that by living in a society, you have to adhere to certain rules, and whatnot... ..but by being monogamous, you kill your free spirit. It's like forcing yourself to only eat one type of food, or read one kind of book or something... people need to open their minds.. I swear, sometimes I wonder why I married you.

Timmy The Homicidal Toolman by Slice 5-23-05

Yep, so eh, I'm done making the toolshed in your backyard.. and I put this like, closet thing in there but it's just for effect, it doesn't open and you shouldn't try to open it... O...k... and where's that annoying neighbour kid that was supposed to help you? Uhm..yeah....about that...

Petey and Timmy doing what they do best.. by Slice 5-23-05

ARRR! Ok so what're we gonna do now? You're the master of mayhem, you tell me what the next step is! Hmm... well let's see... I think we should wait till we see someone walk by and we kill them, and take their money... No, that's too robber-ish. It's not piratey OR killer-like. Well, that's what it says in the book! Book, book, book! You should try to be more like me, follow your instincts! What's that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the pure CRAP flowing from your mouth!

I liked "Monogamy," but you should've used blonde-1-l instead of blonde-2-l. I don't think she should be smiling -- especially with a big smile.

The toolman comic was good but it's easy to see the joke coming. Maybe a funny comment from perm would help it a long.

The "Petey and Timmy" comic wasn't good. You used two panels setting up the fact that they wanted to be a pirate and a killer, and then the punch line was a lame and irrelevant put-down. No good.

In general though I think you're pretty good. Keep at it.

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Sounds like not_Scyess knows what he's talking about.
I agree.

I agree with not_Sycess about al but the carpentder one. I think it's great the way it is. Make more like that one and you'll be terrific.

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Stereotypes by Slice 5-23-05

Hi! I'm doing a school project on teens and I was wondering if I could get your opinion... So could you answer a few questions for me? Yeah, sure... Ok well..the general belief is that teens are easily distracted... quitters...slow to realize changes in what's happening around them... We both know none of this is true but that's what's being said. Furthermore...

Q the Dog ; A day in the park by Slice 5-25-05

I hate squirrels... They think they OWN the park..Sitting on benches.....crapping on people's stuff... Well I've had enough...I am SO gonna scare the crap out of'm! Grrr....... Well I guess I showed him...what the?? Wait... is that my chew toy?! Touché, Mr. Squirrel...Touché.

Q the Dog Speaks his mind by Slice 5-25-05

So yeah... a lot of people (and by a lot of people I mean 3) have been asking about my real name... and where the hell I came from.. so here's the answer to the first question; Qitarah. That's it. When my owners got me from the pound, they thought I looked Arabian. Apparently they also thought I was a girl. Qitarah is a female name and it a means "fragrant" in Arabic. So, to thank them for all they've done, everyday I leave a "fragrant" surprise on their couch.

Usually, when one sucks as badly as you do, and they keep at it, I see it as perserverance. But with you, it's just annoying for some reason.

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Despite being responsible for this, Hari keeps attacking all the other newbies. That takes balls.

"Cigarettes", "Monogamy" and "Stereotypes" are quite good. The others aren't, but none of them are really terrible.

I don't know why Hari_Nezumi hates me so much, I mean, I may SUCK and all, but...why do you keep reading my comics then? Your behaviour puzzles me, oh great king of everything :|

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Despite being responsible for this, Hari keeps attacking all the other newbies. That takes balls.

"Cigarettes", "Monogamy" and "Stereotypes" are quite good. The others aren't, but none of them are really terrible.

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And hey, I don't attack NEWBS per say, just people who aren't good.

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Well, there are other people who DO seem to enjoy my comics, so I guess that means that your OPINION is that I suck. Say it with me; O-PIN-I-ON. Hmmmm.... ever heard of that? It varies per person....

O_O Funny, you tell me that as though I didn't just say it...huh...

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And I quote; "And hey, I don't attack NEWBS per say, just people who aren't good. "

So you were saying I'm not good while you should have been saying you don't think that i'm good (or rather, my comics, or whatever).. Hmm...

Um...OK...OR you could NOT take everything so literally...

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Sorry... I was raised that way, the teachings of my parents got the best of me... I apologize... ^o)

the line about cigarettes killing your father and raping your mother was totally stolen from family guy.

yeah nice try

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Yes. Totally. Completely. You are 100% correct. And that complete post of yours was made out of words

... from the english language. I'm calling God right now to get you sued.

to quit or not to quit. probably the latter. by scardycrow 5-26-05

suck my butt cmon man suck it suck my butt you know you want to hmm...i donno i really should quit i said i was gonna, and if i say i'm gonna i'm gonna damn it! on the other hand.. get that sweet ass over here! mmm cancery

Scardy, if that's not taken from The Simpsons, I don't know what is.

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Back to the Present? by Slice 6-12-05

Hi,I'm Al from Awareness of Weird Things that are Happening Around Town. I'd like to tell you a bit about some new evidence we've found that weird things are indeed happening. BTW,What's your opinion? A.W.T.H.A.T. SUCKS! Yes, this situation does suck!! So anyways, let me start off with this.. you see, what just happened, a few seconds ago, is visible if you look to my left at a certain angle.. THERE! See it?? Whoa! I do, I actually do! Any other observations? Well, yeah, you've been standing in the same position for quite some time...And you've been kinda quiet.....Do you know more about these strange occurences? Well, anyone with half a brain, as well as the one reading this, knows that this is a @#$%in' COMIC! So calm the #@$% down, Columbo! And stop pointing at my breasts!

For some strange, orwellian, reason, i like Q. Though you do have a tendency to be long winded...

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

GODDAMMIT SLICE!!! You've made a character I actually like. Q is cool...grrr...damn you, Slice! DAMN YOU!!!

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