Read my damned comics.
I'm too lazy to post all of them, so go look.

Stupid Emo Kids by kryptiX 5-03-05

I'm so emo. Well, how does that make you feel? Well, quite frankly, sad. Prove it. Kay. Hey Don! Come check this guy out, he's hammering nails into his head!

Oh, and here's the link.
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/kryptiX/

AAAAAAAAGH!!! ATTACK OF THE OVERUSED AND NEVER FUNNY "HAMMERING-A-NAIL-INTO-HIS-HEAD GUY"!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Meh...I'm too lazy to look at your others...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Ahh... Damn.
I'll post some others then.

The Adventures of a Sex Addict: Part One. by kryptiX 5-25-05

Did it hurt? Not on your life, pig. Did it hurt? Hee-haw. Score! Shit.

The Adventures of a Sex Addict: Part Two. (End) by kryptiX 5-25-05

(who woulda thought) Did it hurt? I'm a transvestite. Erm... (This is awkward) Did it hurt? Did what hurt? ... Forget it, I'm going home. Okay...

A.A. Meeting
Overview.
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A.A. Meeting: Part One by kryptiX 5-25-05

Hello, I am Daniel James Roon, and I have decided to quit drinking. Yes, ever since I was a young lad I was addicted to alcohol. I'm really fucked up right now... I knew I shouldn't have bought that Vodka from that shady figure in the back alley. Last time I ever get a boot from Kenny Rogers... What the shit are you doing here?

End

A.A. Meeting: Part Five. (END) by kryptiX 5-25-05

So, the kid ended up hiring a hooker, who in turn, beat me up for owing her money. Haha, small world, huh? Anyways, to conclude, that is why I am no longer an alcoholic. Uhh.. Any questions? Yes you at the back. Uhhm... What's a hooker? End Ask your teacher.

And this is the last one I'm posting

Non-toxic Dreams by kryptiX 2-21-05

Dude, I'm so stoned right now... Dude you aren't stoned. Shut up, yes I am. Dude, you sniffed glue. Besides, it was non-toxic. You're such an ass. Why can't I ever screw around with you. Probably cause' last time you "screwed around" my head ended up being stuck in a bucket. Remember?

I liked AA Meeting part V, except you don't really need the "End" narration in the last panel. I wanted to like "Non-Toxic Dreams" but somehow the flow of the dialog didn't click for me. Good idea, though, and great punchline.

The rest were utter crap.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

As I figured.
Thanks for the input.

Damnit....
Come on.

The scary truth by kryptiX 5-26-05

Wow, I can't believe it... A blind date. Isn't it exciting? Sure, I guess. I mean, it has it's ups and downs. You know, I was actualy thinking and... And what? So, are we going to move in together before we get married? Do pigs have wings?

and...

Confusion is your friend by kryptiX 5-26-05

Did you hear, a 124-lb. catfish died on the way to an aquarium today. Why? Well, why not? Huh, you can't answer that... Exactly. Go home.

and...

Find his niche by kryptiX 5-26-05

So, I've decided to find my niche. Ewww.. I had that once. Takes the fun right out of sex. I said niche. Well, don't. What the hell are you talking about, you've never had sex. You always end up hurting them. You have no proof.

better?

Last one is pretty cool :D

Salty :)