Why should you read a comic that features characters you don't like, a cryptic storyline and incomprehensible humor? Because I say you should Damnit!
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A celebration is in order. Bob and Dave meet in Cheers for some beers
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| What's going on? Why are we in a BAR? I don't LIKE bars! | |
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| We're having a party and you've been invited | |
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| What kind of a party? What do I have to celebrate. My life is a cluster *snip* I hate everyone and everyone hates me. | |
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| We're celebrating the 200th cartoon in this series. | |
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| Yep. 200 consecutive cartoons about you, Message Board Dave! | |
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| Your mother never loved you, Bob, if that really is your name... | |
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Dave can be petulant...
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Sister Mary intervenes on Dave's behalf.
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| Why don't you and Dave stop fighting? | |
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| Don't you mean why doesn't DAVE stop fighting? | |
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| No. It takes two to fight and neither of you will admit that he is wrong. | |
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| No offense, Sister Mary, but you aren't exactly an unbiased party here. You have already formed an opinion as to who is right and who is wrong. | |
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| What's the point of it all then? | |
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| It's a guy thing. I am teaching Dave how to be a guy. He's a GIRL right now. | |
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Dave's defenders are insistant...
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| Stupid shark ripped my shirt. It smells like dead fish in here. Where's my pocketknife? This is all Bob's fault. | |
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| Relax Dave. I have come to rescue you. | |
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| Well that's mighty white of you! What are you an angel or something? | |
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| Yep. pretty much. God sends his apologies for the mix-up. He's been playing video games and not paying attention much to earth... | |
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| Well, he needs to pay more ATTENTION to ME! I am MORE IMPORTANT than any stupid video game! | |
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| Where'd that ANGEL go? WTF ? Is something BURNING? What's GOING ON? GOD it STINKS in here! | |
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Dave's adventures can run to the bizarre...
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Even sharks find Dave hard to digest....
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| Must've been something I ate | |
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| Dude! I think I'm gonna hurl. | |
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| Man, go over there! I have to BREATHE this water! | |
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But the commentary is fresh and nonpolitical...
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| My Blog: I HATE Bob. He SUCKS. He only has a BLOG because I have a BLOG! #$%@#ng BOB! | |
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| My Blog: I feel sorry for JDPLVY. Everybody hates him. He gets no attention. I will put my personal thoughts in a BLOG and maybe I will understand Message Board trolls better. | |
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Not for the socially conscious...
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| What do I care about JDPLVY or why he hates Bob, or anything for that matter? I am a typical alienated teenager who reads BLOGS to get ideas for my own Blog. | |
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| JDPLVY got banned at the IP level from all message boards, or at least by those from Boards to Go. This BLOG thing looks like it has some promise. | |
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The stage is set. Let the games begin...
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| I think War is stupid. People get killed. BLOG War, though seems like a reasonable thing. Nobody can get hurt or killed. | |
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| I am waotion deer huntaw. This season I thought I would hunt wednecks. I bagged six before wunning out of ammo. Im going to wight about it in my Bwog | |
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It does, have all the elements of intrigue, pathos and pith that you might find on reruns of "Desperate Houswives" so what's not to like...
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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."
