Remember I'm new and I hope you'll lauph at least at one.
Please tell me your honest thoughts.
Thanks.
-Dr.Moo?

Sitophobia by Psychologist 6-01-05

Sitophobia-Fear of Food or eating Food I...I can't Dr.Moo?... Try, Wendel. But its so...germy and unpleasent. Its ok...Take your time... ARG! Pickles! This is gonna be a [b]long[/b] day...

Paraskavedekatriaphobia by Psychologist 6-01-05

Paraskavedekatriaphobia or Fear of Friday the 13th OK, To help your problem we're gonna show you a film to help your problem....Nurse! Flip on the Film! *Gulp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Wrong Film! Hes not afraid of the Movie!! Year. I'm more of a "Chucky" Fan.

Cynophobia by Psychologist 6-01-05

Cynophobia or Fear of Dogs AHHHHHHH!!! They defintley sent him to the wrong Phychologist...

Pediophobia by Psychologist 6-01-05

Pediophobia or Fear of Dolls I can't get mt daughter Dolls, My wife had to stop colecting them,and I haven't been to Hallmark for 10 years! mmmm-hm. What should I do? Rent "Child's Play". How will that help?? After seeing that crap you're wonder whats so scary about a doll.

Medomalacuphobia by Psychologist 6-01-05

Medomalacuphobia or fear of losing a erection So year I'm afraid of losing my erection. ... I'm afraid I won't ever be abled to get it up again and then never have children. ... So I been taking Viagra every 6 hours... I hate Mondays...

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[u]Dike[/u]phobia is the Fear of Justice. Who names this stuff?

Pretty good, especially for Cynophobia and Pediophobia. Medomalacuphobia had potential but it was disappointing that all you could come up with for a punchline was the same line that Garfield has been using for 25 years. Overall, I liked 'em.

BUT

What the hell is up with people thinking the word "yeah" is spelled "year"? The R and the H keys aren't that close together! It's a four-letter monosyllabic word! C'mon, people! If you can friggin spell "Epistemophobia", "yeah" shouldn't be that difficult.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002