The Story Of "Feasty" O'Miller -- 1 by biped 6-02-05

Hello, laddie! O'Miller's the name! "Feasty" O'Miller! You look more like "Beasty" O'Miller to me! HAW HAW HAW!!! They calls me "Feasty" cuz I loves to eat, and -- "Beasty"? What be the meanin' of ye callin' me "Beasty"? Because you look like a BEAST! DUMMY! WAH-HA-HAAAA!!! Oh, (sniff) and I so wanted to make a new friend! WAH-HA-HAAAAAAAA!!! HEY, EVERYBODY, COME LOOK! "BEASTY"S BAWLIN' LIKE A LITTLE CRYBABY! HAW HAW HAW!!!

The Story Of "Feasty" O'Miller -- 2 by biped 6-02-05

Say, aren't you "Beasty" O'Miller? Ach, NO! The name's "Feasty" O'Miller! Not "Beasty" O'Miller! "FEASTY", not "BEASTY"! Blast it all ta Perdition! Why, that mischievous lad must be spreadin' it all over town that me name's "Beasty" instead'a "Feasty"! Hi, "Beasty"! Wha -- why'd you rip all my clothes off??? Cuz that's what beasties do, lassie! They rips all yer clothes off!

The Story Of "Feasty" O'Miller -- 3 by biped 6-02-05

Look, everybody! I'm feastin' like there's no tomorra! See? That's how I got me name! What -- you mean because you eat like a beast, "Beasty"? Right, I -- NO! Cuz I'm FEASTIN' here, ya cloth-eared -- Will there be anything else, "Beasty"? We have a pie a la mode that's mmm-mmm, fit for a "beast"-- OH MY GOD!!! "BEASTY"!!! WHY DID YOU SHOVE A FORK UP HIS NOSE AND INTO HIS BRAIN!!! Cuz that's what beasties do, lassie! They shoves a fork up yer nose 'n' inta yer brain!

The Story Of "Feasty" O'Miller -- 4 by biped 6-02-05

Okay -- why did you shove a fork up that waiter's nose and into his brain? 'Tisn't in me nature ta do such things, officer! I was driven to it! Why, normally I'm as twee as an ickle babe at his mum's -- Yeah, yeah, umm -- how do you spell "Beasty"? ACH! YE SPELLS IT BY ME SHOVIN' YER OWN GUN UP YER ARSE 'N' PULLIN' THE TRIGGER, THAT'S HOW YE SPELLS IT! Our top story tonight -- the "Beasty" O'Miller killing spree continues unabated. Survivors report that "Beasty" -- huh? IT'S "FEASTY", NOT "BEASTY", YE NUMPTY -- GAH! -- BAMPOT! WHY, I'LL KILL YE ON YER OWN BLEEDIN' TV SHOW, YE NAFF, MANKY -- ACH! -- PLONKER!

The Story Of "Feasty" O'Miller -- 5 by biped 6-02-05

Well, well, well! If it isn't my old pal -- "Feasty"! Hiya, "Feasty"! WHY, YOU LITTLE -- what's that, laddie? Ye...ye got me name right! Oh, saints be praised! At last, ye called me "Feasty"! Sure I did...that's your name! "Feasty"... McBEASTY! HAW HAW HAW!!! "FEASTY" McBEASTY!!! "FEASTY" McBEASTY!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! YAAAAAAAA -- !!! Aww...he blew up. Poor Mr. McBeasty. His real name was O'Miller, sis... "Feasty" O'Miller. That's...that's the way we should remember him... when we look back on this...and laugh.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Truly in biped style, though not as funny as some other stuff you've done.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I find that to be an acceptable comment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You've made a (northern) Irishmun laugh. Funny as feck.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

Those comics made me so happy I ran outside in the freezing rain and started throwing week old steaks at people's houses.

Yay! Those are precisely the reactions I was aiming for.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Man, these comics really su-- oh, wait. They're mine. Never mind.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

As boring as some other things.

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8===D

To be honest they didn't really do anything for me but hey, my opinion is usually crap :) Keep making comics though, i like the ones which don't include the word 'feasty'

Thank you for the woefully ill-disguised compliments.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This... is the most fantastic undersea epic... ever filmed.