Sex, sex, and a lot more kinky, nasty SEX! by Rippy 6-07-05

Actually, this strip has absolutely nothing to do with sex. What the…? Ha ha! But you clicked the link right away, because you saw the word "sex" in the title, didn't you? You mean I stripped down to my shorts, and got out the Vaseline for nothing? That's right, kid. Actually, this strip is about Hellenic literature. I'm gonna send this sneaky rat a nasty e-mail. 'Scuse me son, but can you tell me the way to Ithaca?

OK, so I'm probably not the first one to use this dopey bait-and-switch tactic, but I'm sure I won't be the last, either.

Here's the dopey sequel.

More Sex – Greek Style! by Rippy 6-07-05

No sex in this comic, either. Fooled y’all again, suckers. And now, it’s Hellenic literature with Homer (Doh!) Cursed by the god Poseidon, Odysseus sailed the sea on an endless quest to return home. Eventually, his ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle: with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire, and his wife, the movie-star, and the rest. What the…? Who the…? That don’t look anything like them! He must be talking about the first season, because he did not refer to us by name, Mary Anne. It's Greek to me, Professor. This was a stupid strip anyway.

OK, so I was bored. Sue me!

You'll be hearing from my attorney, smartass.

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8===D

I thought the first comic was great, but the second ("More Sex") was not only a recycled theme, but the joke at the end wasn't funny.

I think you'll be a good stripper, though!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Well she does say in the last panel that it was a stupid comic. But I figured I'd torture you all with a groaner. heh heh

That doesn't make it any funnier. In fact, that little tactic is used so much it's even less funny than it used to be -- which wasn' very.

A groaner to me is something that's really stretching it, but still funny. This just isn't funny.

I'll liken it to the movie The Terror of Tiny Town, which is "the world's first and only all-midget musical western." You see that description and say, "That sounds so awful it will be hilarious to watch it!" But when you do, in fact, watch it, you find out it's really just bad, and not in a fun way.

That's your comic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Hey, I liked The Terror of Tiny Town. It's a bonafide classic. Ranks up there with They Saved Hitler's Brain, Plan 9 From Outerspace, and Citizen Kane. S'matta, you prejudiced against little people?

Aw shucks, you just don't know from what's good.

Yeah, the first one was funny, I wasn't feeling the first one. But not all comics are perfect. I liked how the first comic was SMART, and was funny all around, just not at the end... Where it really was funny.

The first one was smart at the end and sort of funny all around and stuff, but the joke at the end wasn't very funny, it was just bad in a fun way. I didn't understand it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

thats sad that your comic is compared to midgets.

Could be worse. He could have compared it to party clowns.

Party clowns rock. Your comics are pretty cool, and i use my own rating system that works like this: If it's good enough to make me laugh, I don't go overanalyzing it in a stupid attempt to make myself feel like some expert comic critic.... (this has nothing to do with this post btw)

Anyways, back to the point, I like your comics :|

I hope you don't mind, but your first one gave me an idea for my own. (291084[/comic]])

I'm just telling you in case you stumble across it some day and have pre-paid legal.

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what if nigger meant kite

I have no earthly idea why that link didn't take.

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what if nigger meant kite