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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*** An Iraqi feeding tube

*** A texan having a Kholostomy bag installed

*** Pipe Nightmares

*** Jackass, behind the scenes

*** Tubular dude!!!

*** Third World liposuction

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

So a guy walks into a bar...

And the damn thing goes right through him.

"I know I said you need more iron in your diet, but..."

A high-school educational video on the dangers of using a crack pipe.

A new short cut for bulimics.

Excellent...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Jake's excitement over his new Hard-as-a-rock Cyber Sleeve led to disaster

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I dumb :D

Now that I think about it... should it be "So a guy goes into a bar" or "So this bar goes into a guy"?

T3H H4W!

It's funny because I'm not that guy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Early attempts at cybernetic implants have proven less than successful.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Shocking new photographs have been discovered that show the earliest failed attempts at penis enlargement surgery.

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I has a flavor!

Though the damage was extensive, doctors were finally able to remove the human, and the pipe has fully recovered since then.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Nope, still no maple syrup. Maybe we should try a tree next time."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

After the surgery on Paul's hand, the doctor inserted a drainage tube.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"The new exhaust is in, and next I'm putting on some sweet racing stripes!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Tom had a gut feeling that there was something in the pipeline

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Next, I'm going to have my anus done."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Phillip...Phillip! I know you can hear me! Look if you didn't want to go on Dr Phil to talk about our relationship, you could have just told me! Doctor? Are you putting him under already? See Phillip the doctor said you can nod your head if you understand. This is why we never communicate!"

The New Revolution controller arrives from Nintendo in Japan, and wow..is it a surprise.