Here are the rules:
1. No jokes relating to other relatives such as your mom jokes.
2. Insults must be replied to in two days.
3. Insults cannot be longer than 20 words.
4. The insult contest will finish when the loser replies with a phrase such as "fuck you" or "go to hell"

I will be checking for challengers daily. As the insult fight continues, anyone who feels free to comment can.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

Why not? Is your mom sensitive about about being a transsexual hooker?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The Game Is Afoot! by gabe_billings 9-22-01

Ok, let's go over this one more time. You said the first time you noticed she was missing was when? Eleven this morning. We always take a break at 11 sharp and go buy a Yoo-Hoo. She's never been late in three years. I knew something was wrong. And that's when you got back to the trailer? And found her? Oh, it was so awful inspector! She was stuffed in the microwave! And whoever put her in there had nailed the door shut! It was just horrible! I see. And this handkerchief you found, with the initials 'D.P.', where exactly was it? It was on the table with the bloody knife. Sitting next to the dictionary and that riding crop.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Nah... she's just sensitive about having to deal with toaster fuckers like yourself.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

What is the point of having rules if it's a fight?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I don't want people making pathetic your mom jokes and such if I'm gonna insult them... It's too pathetic, attitudechicka. And to make it realistic it is only twenty words or less because in real life insults aren't very long. I don't want three page insults.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

Only losers put noses in smileys.

Noses in smileys are inefficient.

:) vs :-)

Same effect, but one of these has 50% more characters!

(Hey, do we ever stay on topic in any thread?)

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My comment about smileys was an insult, so it was still on topic. Uh, motherfucker.

Mine wasn't. Derailing threads is fun. Who knows, Thomas might get shitty about it and pick a fight with me, and then I will have inadvertently started an on-topic exchange...

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uhh. you are so fat, you weigh more than 200 pounds.(?)
well that one really, really, really sucked.

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No family references, dougan. Uh, donkeyfucker.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I thought it was just gonna be me and wirthling. Aaargh!

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

No family references, dougan. Uh, donkeyfucker.

Oh yeah. Forgot about that rule. Uh, newbiecornholer.

But you said that anyone who feels free to comment can. Or anyone who can comment should feel free to. Or something.

Comments are alright, but people are derailing this post and trying to make insults to me that I don't want to answer! How are we supposed to fight with so many distractions in the way?

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

quote:

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Here are the rules:
1. No jokes relating to other relatives such as your mom jokes.
2. Insults must be replied to in two days.
3. Insults cannot be longer than 20 words.
4. The insult contest will finish when the loser replies with a phrase such as "fuck you" or "go to hell"

I will be checking for challengers daily. As the insult fight continues, anyone who feels free to comment can.

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How are we supposed to fight with so many distractions in the way?

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You worthless, dickfaced, shiteating raccoon humper.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ah, so there was a toaster inside your mother? I'm not surprised. I also found a sofa, a Buick, and the New York Knicks in there last time I visited.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You sure you weren't just masturbating in the Museum of Natural History to the pictures of Thomas Edison?

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

HAHA! Wirthling, you dipshit! I told you someone would find out about that! Did you know he got cited for indecent exposure 'cause a group of nuns walked by?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Or maybe he was jacking off to the woolly mammoth display at the Air & Space Museum.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Thomasisshite.

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What others say about boorite!

boowrong.

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