Another week.
Another crappy title.
Another 5 wasteful comics.
Well, Lets get it started like gentlemen.

How are you? Did you know i'm hosting the current BTC 31?
You diddn't?? Then rate my comics and go win that contest.

Sorry. I shouldn't Force you to do a comic contest.
I could, but that would be wrong and almost illegal.
Well lets get to the strips.

Ya Fear Santa? by Chaplin 6-06-05

Hey, Oreo. I need a place to crash. Er, Why? I owe Santa 4 Grand and hes after me. Jolly Old Saint Nick? What could he do? I'm gonna shove his arms down his throat and stick his throat up his bum! Thanks for answering my question, Santa.

Baths are so underrated by Chaplin 6-06-05

Cletus moving in?? But where you hide so my Mother won't see you? The shower. No, she'll find you there! I'll turn invisble! See... A ghost watching my mom shower. Thats too creepy for my tastes. OoOoOoOo... Where am I? You can't see me! SpoOoOoOky!!

Thats why I don't take showers by Chaplin 6-06-05

Up next is "Michael Jackson and the Choclate Factory" !!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! You became visible, diddn't you? I thought she was flirting with me.

Candy is Dandy by Chaplin 6-06-05

Cletus, I'm here for the 4 Grand! Who told you I was here?? !!!! I Did. I said I'll pay for the Snickers bar that I ate. I'm sorry,Cletus, but you just don't mess with a man's snicker bar.

Fun-Fun strikes again by Chaplin 6-07-05

For the first time on Britney Spear's Chaotic We present her secret son, Fun-Fun. !!! See the love and humor Fun-Fun will show with the warmful glow of Britney and how it'll all... Nothing like bad reality shows that'll actualy make you go out in Real Reality...

More to come! (5 to 10 more to be exact)

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Yes! We finaly reached 50! Whoooo!
I'm geussing I'm the only one who cares.
So lets get to the strips....again.

We're a Half a Century good by Chaplin 6-08-05

Happy 50th Comic Oh yeah! We rule! Well we don't Rule but we survived. We're survivors. I think we'll last 10 more comics... Outwit.Outlive.Outplay

Counting sheeps suck. by Chaplin 6-08-05

One.one.one. Still one. I don't get how counting sheep will help me fall asleep. Watch Are We There Yet?.

And lazers are so last year by Chaplin 6-08-05

I won't let you vaperize the Earth, Vghtigly. You won't? My lazer says otherwise! I hate cheesy B-Movies. They are never realistic. Year. I look more fluid. Wheres Spielberg when you need him?

Socky should quit his dayjob by Chaplin 6-08-05

For the last time,Socky, I already know my ABC's. I also learned the letters F & U. Now now bad words can make people sad. Do you want to go to the nawdy corner? I want to beat the stuffings outta you then poop on your dead lifeless corpse! Looks like someone needs a hug... Later... Now whats this about Oreo injuring and deflowering a sock puppet?

Who doesn't know that Bucky is Captain America's sidekick? by Chaplin 6-09-05

Are you Captain America?? No I was his first sidekick "Bucky" and I stood for justice until... Until what? All my spirit for justice ended when I learned about Bush's war plans. Yeah, we all been there. Now I play Kim in Kim Possible.

Also, to Ice Cube fans I am sorry about the bad comment about Ice Cube's newest comedy.
Although...Friday was better.

Gotta go. Rate them.

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Okay. Note to self, No more Iron Fist titles.
Seems to scare off strippers.

Change it to "PENIS! PICT11111"

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks