Sex Ain't No Stranger by cpausti 6-07-05

Will you draw a picture of me? Sure! But, this time, don't make my boobs look like blimps with "Sex Ain't No Stranger" tatooed on the sides. Got an eraser?

Ideal God by cpausti 6-08-05

If there really is a God, I hope it is accepting of all kinds of people. I hope it will be all knowing, and open to any questions I have. I hope it will know that love is what everyone needs, and supply just that. And I hope it will have huge, huge tits. Definitely.

Bungee Jumping The Remake (of the DragonXero original) by cpausti 6-08-05

WOO THIS IS AWESOME!!! YEAH! BUNGEE JUMPING RULES! Wait, bungee jumping?

Drawing Blood

by cpausti, 6-08-05

Prayer by cpausti 6-08-05

Um... This isn't exactly the "head" I was praying for, my Lord.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Yay! Funny comics!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

These comics make me think I'm stupid.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks guys. Sorry biped.

Plastic Surgery by cpausti 6-09-05

Nicole Kidman is pretty hot for her age. Yeah. And the accent helps a lot. So does the plastic surgery.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

youknow awhat I think you reul e and I would give you a rating if aI know how or had money for brad to gahve

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o.O Um... thanks, I guess.

Subtle

So dude, what did your girlfriend end up getting you for your birthday? Well, I'm not one to get an amazingly good, thorough, and extensive blowjob and tell.

by cpausti, 6-10-05

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Sorry biped.

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Sorry biped.

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Actually, that was a compliment.

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Brotherly Love by cpausti 6-10-05

So why the hell do you like wiggers and thugs? Well...um.. Don't get me wrong I still love us Arabs! But that's just a brotherly love, not a "get in the back of my fucking car, bitch." love.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

"This isn't exactly the "head" I was praying for, my Lord."

Being a priest, he probably wanted it younger and with less hair.

"And the best compliment I've received since the doctors told me I was a man."

Well somebody had to flip the coin.

Good stuff. You are the first member of this new club I'm starting called "favorites", after the french "favo" meaning to flay and "rites" meaning my balls.

Plus I'm right next to you in Tempe, so I can stalk you.

Fun site.

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what if nigger meant kite

Awesome strips.
I think you get better each day.

You are so great that I do not deserve to be in your presence so i'm going to kill myself.

*Eats TOO much cookie Dough*

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

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"This isn't exactly the "head" I was praying for, my Lord."

Being a priest, he probably wanted it younger and with less hair.

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You have teh funny!

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I dumb :D

White Woman

I don't think Michael Jackson will ever make music again. What acquitter.

by cpausti, 6-14-05

Talk about exploiting old threads.

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You aren't the only one, though your comic is definitely wittier than mine:

Butch on Crime by HCRoyall 6-14-05

Michael Jackson was found not guilty of child molestation. You know, Wacko Jacko forgot the main rule of crime... "Dispose of the evidence."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.