I think I may have posted these here before without response. I like the series though and wish to have feedback.

Farming makes no money by flipynif1 3-09-05

HEE HAW Well Old Bessie it's time we thought of a new trade...farming just ain't working like it should.. HEE HAW? It's OK Bessie, you are a good cat and, con sarn it, i'm gonna get into the film industry and make me some good money, you too Bessie HEE HAW UH OH COME ON LADIES, don't be shy, bessie ain't gonna hurt ya none...we's gonna make a MOVIE!!

Farmer can be rich by flipynif1 3-09-05

Bessie makes some porno HEE HAW *grunt grunt* HEE HAAAAWWWW NO NO BESSIE, con sarn cat, you ain't supposed to finish in tha girl....yu wait till she puts her face thar!! Well that's ok, FLUFFER get on thar, get that cat another hardon Hmmm...I have an idea how about YOU get the "cat" a hardon and I film it? HEE HAW!! HMMM, never thought of that, THAT SOUND GOOD! Come'er bessie, let daddy have a turn

Farmers are not smart by flipynif1 3-09-05

HEE HAW? Ok bessie, just stand still, con sarn cat...I need to get y'all a cat hardon. HEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!!! NO NO BESSIE, dam cat, NOT ON MA FACE and MA NEW OVERALLS! Heeee haw....sigh Well bessie you got a lot o that thar white chilie for a cat...I think we betta find us a drunk for you to cornhole

Farmer finds a drunk by flipynif1 3-09-05

EXCA-YUSE ME, how would y'all like a chance to make a PORNO film at ma farm! Porno...*HIC*...sound good.....i'll give ya $5 ya bologne ALRIGHT, SADDLE UP PARTNER and get ready to meet BESSIE! mmm...*HIC*...she sounds hot.....*gluglugglug* Hey baby..you have pretty hair..*HIC*..i'ms gonna sex you up HEE HAW!

Drunk Goes Flying by flipynif1 3-09-05

The drunk passes out on the ground HEE HAW? Well that thar drunk looks ready for ya bessie, be a good cat and get on top! HEE HAW HEE HAW HEE HAW!! GOLLY GOSH BESSIE, Y'ALL GOTS A BIG SAUSAGE!! HEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! YEE HAW!! YOU SHOT THAT THAR DRUNK ACROSS THE FARM!! WELL WE NEEDS TO GET SOME MORE FOR YA TO STUD CAT!

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Farmer Finds a New Actor by flipynif1 3-09-05

EXCA-USE ME SIRE WOULD Y'ALL LIKE TO MAKE A MOVIE? Hmmm what is my role, and what do I get paid? Y'ALL BE IN A PORNO WITH BESSIE AND I'LL BAKE YA SOME WHTE CHILLIE! Bessie... alright sounds like a lark. HEE HAW! Oh...my GOD! He couldn't have meant..this..beautiful creature...my dreams have come true!! OH BABY!!

The film is created by flipynif1 3-09-05

HEE HAW HEE HAW HEEHAW HEEHAW! GIVE IT TO HIM BESSIE, con sarn cat, GIVE IT TO HIM REAL GOOD! HEE HAW HEE HAW HEEHAW HEEHAW! HEE HAWWWWWWW PERFECT, RIGHT ON HIS FACE, GOOD CAT!! This movies gonna make y'all rich, I guess i'd better get that thar white chillie for ya Oh believe me, i've had MY fill...are we gonna do more takes...please?

The Entrance of the Producer! by flipynif1 3-09-05

HEE HAW!! Excuse me are YOU Bessie? I am famous film producer Heywood Jablowme..I would like to make you RICH! HEE HAW HEE HAW HEE HAWW! Is your manager around? I am Bessies manager...would you like some white chillie? White Chillie? Alright, sounds good!

The producer eats White Chillie by flipynif1 3-09-05

Y'all like ma White Chillie? It's stick-to-your-ribs good!...*chew chew*...now about making Bessie rich Well that thar deal sounds mighty nice but I don't think that Bessie wants a different actor, cats are senseetive y'all know We need to appeal to the masses, Your current actor is just not sexy enough...do you want to be rich or not? AlRIGHT, Ya'll got yourselves a deal...YEEE HAW..do y'all want some more white chillie? GREAT!! I'll have to pass on the chillie though, I still have enough stuck to the roof of my mouth.

Helmut goes night night by flipynif1 3-09-05

HEE HAW Parting is such sweet sorrow. Bessie, I will always remeber that time that we weren't being filmed...*sniffle* Can we just do it one last time? HEE HAW! Ok, don't be gentle, I want to remember this...*sniffle* HEE HAW HEE HAW HEE HAW HEE HAW!! OH BABY!

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My ending does suck, i already know that.

BESSIE stars in FRANKENDONG! by flipynif1 3-09-05

Heee haw OK BESSIE, durn cat, they told me to get you into that thar plot....so you are a scientist and just created the perfect lover..now you must prove it to the world...ACTION! Heee HAW E=MC2 I AM ALIVE...OH MASTER I MUST PROVE MY LOVE FOR YOU!! Bessie goes on to star in a wide variety of roles...what will become of Bessie...will fame and fortune make the farm a thing of the past? HEE HAW E=MC2 HEEEE HAAWWW! OH MASTER...gobble gobble...

Bessie Movies! by flipynif1 3-09-05

BESSIE STARS IN...THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN BLOWJOB! HEE HAW!! OH NO, you have stopped my evil plot Bessie...now I must bow to your needs...*gobble gobble* BESSIE STARS IN KRAKAKOA: HAND JOBS FROM HELL! HEE HAW!! OH NO, you have stopped my evil plot Bessie...now I must bow to your needs...*gobble gobble* BESSIE STARS IN GRIME RAPER: REVENGE IS WHITE CHILLIE HEE HAW!! OH NO, you have stopped my evil plot Bessie...now I must bow to your needs...*gobble gobble*

Bessie is sad by flipynif1 3-09-05

hee haw Bessie, that thar direction guy says he don't think you got the heart for this anymores, dam cat, what's wrong Happy times remembered. Daydream believer plays in the background. HEE HAW BESSIE LET ME TOUCH YOU ONE LAST TIME...I LOVE YOU BESSIE! hee haw *sniff sniff* I don't get you cat....well we better get dressed for that thar awards show on the Television

Bessie at the Oscars by flipynif1 3-09-05

At the Oscars AND THE AWARD FOR THE BEST ACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD GOES TO.... OMG I AM LIKE SO EXCITED AND JUNK...SQUEEL!! BESSIE....Let's hear it for BESSIE!! HOLY FUCK GET UP HERE BESSIE WE LOVE YOU, SAY SOMETHING!! WE LOVE YOU!! HEE HAW, Hee haw HEE HAW Hee haww *sniffle sniffle*

Bessie, The end...or is it.. by flipynif1 3-09-05

After a stint of shootin smack, smoking crack and smakin ho's Bessies career is over HEE HAW! Well Bessie, ya durn cat, y'all spent out money on them happy drugs and now we's back where we started.. HEE HAW? Well that's ok, ya'll can get back to them mice, they's been moo'in the place up... And of course, i'll still give ya the tube steak as long as you still gimme the White Chillie that we love so much HEE HAW!

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Them's some mighty nutty comics, all right.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I got through three or four of them before I stopped reading. At least that's better than just one or two.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

well, i liked bessie's dialog.
my strip also involves the pink donkeylike wigu character, and i do have an interest in making porn.
the plot line was more thrilling than say apartment 3-g.
still, i feel it's missing soemthing. sarcasm? references to current events? i dunno.

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I just reread these and still like them. I particularly like the farmer character. I can hear his ignorant southern drawl clear as a bell in my head

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I particularly liked Drunk Goes Flying, though unfortuantly as a single comic it doesn't work.

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i liked that one, Helmut goes night night, and Bessie Movies! though i was disappointed Bessie didn't get with Helmut in the end, no pun intended

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what if nigger meant kite