Amish Talks About Scyess' Newest Comic by Commander_t 6-10-05

Hey Amish, did you see this comic Scyess made at: stripcreator.com/c omics/ Scyess/ 290712? He totally ripped you off! Really? Wow, I guess he did! And you're not angry?! It's Toiletron-5000, mine was Toiletron 3000. He's got the technology edge. But I'm not angry, it just proves to me at least one person has read my comics to get inspiration. Uh, besides the initiation strip if I remember correctly, I don't think he has. ...

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

COmic no exists

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I dumb :D

Good Ol' Days by Scyess 6-10-05

I've invented a toilet which solves once and for all the splashback problem! Really? Oh, yes. As a bonus, the bowl never needs cleaning and it's guarenteed never to get clogged! This is an outhouse. I prefer the name "Toiletron-5000".

Yes, it does.

Here's mine:

Toiletron 3000 by Commander_t 3-07-05

My mom told me to get a job one day, so I did. I'm now working at Bubba's Gas-n-Go as Head Bathroom Operator... This is my ward, the Toiletron 3000. The greatest in toiletry technology, Toiletron 3000 works due to my efforts alone. Aw man! That stinks! Weel, thit's da Capan's fault. Hee's puut uus onn aa strikt diyit oof bakked beens.

Scyess' comic was pretty awesome. (I no longer have the technology lead, so the Toiletron 3000 is totally inferior. Those that read my strip wishing for a refund... too bad.)

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

They seem totally different to me, other than that they were both about toilets.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

They aren't completely the same. They both have Toiletron; I had the 3000 technology, Scyess has the better technology at 5000.

Really, I wanted to point out that similarity in the fact that both had Toiletron; while being smart enough to use this opportunity to give myself and Scyess some good publicity.

I vow to one day overtake Scyess once more as the Toiletron leader of the world!! Maybe not today, or tomorrow! Sometime!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 223 by BobRogers 6-11-05

At the movies just before the feature dave had to make a dash for the Men's Bob is responsible for all my troubles. He tricks me and yells at me and gives me grief... Why am I telling my troubles to a Toiletron 6500?

You know those clever japanese, always upgrading and obsoleting things...

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Character note: That's the character I always use for Dave. Just a coincidence ummm heh.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

I hate the Japanese, yet love them at the same time!!

That comic was funny, the first I've read that series. I'll have to check it out.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Toiletron 7001 Experimental Model Testing by Commander_t 6-11-05

Dear Toiletron Industries... I'm writing to you about your 7001 Experimental Toiletron. It was a fine machine. It held nicely upon regular usage. However, it was upon having anal leakage the product became shaky... I regret to inform you that I cannot legitimately return your product as it was sent to me. I would be interested in further testing of future models, as I cannot hold it in much longer. Thanks, Amish

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Now I have to fix the chair I broke falling out of it laughing.

This could easily become a running gag

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 224 by BobRogers 6-12-05

Toiletron 6500 For Dummies Welcome to the Toiletron 6500, the world's first internet connected personal convienence appliance. Now, from one central location in the house you can check your email or perform other internet related tasks while... Why am I getting Instant Messages from TOILETRON 6500?

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Great comic!! The 6500 looks pretty good!!! Lol!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

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Now I have to fix the chair I broke falling out of it laughing.

This could easily become a running gag

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No, within 24 hours, some bozo will probably do a Toiletron Infinity and blow it for the rest of us.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 225 by BobRogers 6-12-05

Toiletron 6500 and the meaning of life... Dual Core 64 Bit processor, 256 Megabytes of RAM, 160 Gig Hard Drive and broad band Internet ... $8000 worth of technical wizardry built into me... and this jackass ALWAYS leaves the seat down!

Guess I better get my licks in early then.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Stop making comics about Toiletrons. I am tired of them.

From now on, Toiletrons = not funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No, within 24 hours, some bozo will probably do a Toiletron Infinity and blow it for the rest of us.

This is freaking me out. Don't blow it for the rest of us whoever you are!!!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

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Stop making comics about Toiletrons. I am tired of them.

From now on, Toiletrons = not funny.

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Mild? Right now? Dude, you've ALWAYS been unfunny and it's not mild.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Time to break into five digits.

You can't have your cake and flush it too by kaufman 6-13-05

Today's my special day. How come? I was born exactly six years ago today. What a coincidence. The first Toiletron 10285 was manufactured six years ago today too. Happy b'day! Happy bidet!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 226 by BobRogers 6-13-05

Comes a knock at Bob's bathroom door... I am a Toiletron Factory Rep 500. All Toiletron 10285's have been recalled and will be destroyed. What? Why? Possession of Child Pornography. Dave put you up to this, right?

Kaufman is my hero

Commander is my inspiration

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 227 by BobRogers 6-13-05

A Junior Partner from Dewey, Cheetam and Howe arrives... Let me see if I understand this. Your Toiletron 10285 needs a lawyer? Yep. Factory Rep was here yesterday to let me know that the model has been recalled. I hope this doesn't flush my career. You'll be fine once you get a handle on it. You'll bowl them over.

Where do I send the royalty checks?

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Toiletron Optional by Commander_t 6-13-05

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!! I BRING YOU THE GREATEST IN TOILETRY TECHNOLOGY!!... TOILETRON MODEL 15036, FLUSHING ALL OTHER COMPETITION DOWN THE DRAIN! Wait a minute... where'd it go? Legal department told you that the invisibilty option was a bad thing, right?

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Yeah, now this stupid joke is just dead. Good job Commander_t...or should I say, MURDERER_t.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.