I have struck gold! Gold, I say! Or perhaps some other yellowish metal!

Butch on art by HCRoyall 6-14-05

My ice sculpture still needs something... Hmmm... Like a frozen scream of pain and its own entrails spread all around...

Butch on Charity by HCRoyall 6-14-05

Can I help you? Yes, I'm with the Salvation Army and we're doing a door to door collection. Is there anything you'd like to donate? As if. Pssh. *slam* Someone needs to learn some manners...

Butch on Racism by HCRoyall 6-14-05

I never understood the whole Race issue. Black, White, Latino... I don't see how skin color matters... ... since they all scream like babies and beg for mercy while bleeding all over the place.

The beginning of a series...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I liked them but I enjoyed the 2nd one the best.

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horray for life. boo.

Shawn of the Dead was a great movie. >:D Especially at the end when they were having a zombie race on tv...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Those are just the first three of a lot of them. I have a theme now... ^-^

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They're all pretty good, but I think the third is the best. It actually made me go "Ha!" out loud, which I normally don't do.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Butch on the Elderly by HCRoyall 6-14-05

Butch on Current Events by HCRoyall 6-14-05

I hate the way that War is always in the news. Every day there's a terrorist bombing somewhere. It's disgusting. I mean, bombs are such an impersonal murder weapon...

Butch on Crime by HCRoyall 6-14-05

Michael Jackson was found not guilty of child molestation. You know, Wacko Jacko forgot the main rule of crime... "Dispose of the evidence."

Butch on Prison by HCRoyall 6-14-05

They tacked twenty years onto my sentence because I killed another inmate. I don't think that's really fair. I think I was doing him a favor... I mean, death or twenty-five years of being ass-raped? I know what I'd choose...

Butch on Aliens by HCRoyall 6-14-05

I was abducted by aliens once... They never tried again.

These are some of the following comics on that theme...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And more...

Butch on Police #1 by HCRoyall 6-14-05

The police just called. What did they want? Apparently they want to question you about the murder of one Elizabeth Daley on the 14th. I think they have you pegged as a possible suspect. That's impossible! You mean you aren't responsible for this one? No, I am, but I killed her on the 12th!

Butch on Police #2 by HCRoyall 6-14-05

What's this all about, officer? Don't worry, there's nothing pointing to you that isn't easily dismissed. We're only checking you out on principle. Well I can assure you that I had nothing to do with this one! Glad to hear it, sir, now if you'll--- Wait, "this one"? You mean there were others? Doh...

Scott-Free Butch by HCRoyall 6-14-05

You're back! I though they had you for sure! Yeah, but apparently they found some damning evidence that pointed towards a really unlikely suspect. Really? Who? Do you have any idea who I am?! Tell it to the Judge.

Butch on The News by HCRoyall 6-14-05

The AV-Cable Strangler has struck again, this time taking the life of one Wanda Brown, a resident of the Hillbrook area... Police are baffled by these murders and still have no suspects... Hey Butch! You're on T.V. again!

Jim: Butch's Roommate by HCRoyall 6-14-05

Hey Jim, does it ever bother you that you're roomates with a serial killer? Naw. An accident when I was a kid destroyed the part of my brain that controls Morals and Ethics. Wow. What happened? Well the details are a bit fuzzy, but from what I recall... And you say this will make me smarter, dear brother? Umm, sure. Whatever.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The first five, most of them were good, sans one or two. The second five were OK. The last one is amazing because you've seemed to finally make an actually FUNNY comic with the hammering into his head guy, so kudos to you.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hari_Nezumi sucks there all great keep em coming

Bucth on Death by HCRoyall 6-14-05

I know it's a morbid thought, but have you ever wondered how you might die? There's so many possibilities; we could die from anything at any moment. Hmmm... You just had to scratch my Nat King Cole cd, didn't you? No, I'm pretty certain I know how I'm gonna go.

Butch on Behavior by HCRoyall 6-14-05

Do you think your homicidal urges are genetic or learned behavior? But Dad... And You're going to keep at it until you know exactly how many ways there are to skin a cat!! A little bit of both, actually.

Butch in Church by HCRoyall 6-14-05

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Tell me of your deeds, my son. Well, you might want to go to the bathroom now, because this might take a while...

Butch on Family by HCRoyall 6-15-05

Where the fuck are you going, you little shit?! Jus' goin' over to Bobby's... Did I tell you you were allowed to go anywhere, fucker? Did I? DID I?! GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE!! I'M NOT TOO DRUNK TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCK!! Looking back, I guess my relationship with my mother wasn't that great.

Like a Dog and his Bone by HCRoyall 6-15-05

Nothing over here. Nothing here either. Are you sure you buried the guy here? I think so. Or did I bury that judge here...? What I really want to know is why you buried the winning lotto ticket with him instead of looting it from his corpse...

More of the same.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.