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| Hey, tell me if you think this lump feels like cancer. | |
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| Of course it's cancer. All they feed us is saccharin laced tobacco with benzene to wash it down. | |
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| Sure, but we also get all those cancer fighting drugs. | |
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| I think you're the control in this test. You've probably been getting a placebo. | |
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| What!?! Crap, I though my growing blindness was from all the masturbation. | |
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| If it'll make you feel any better I'll rub your lump. | |
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