y to call you sir. maybe if you are parked in the drive-through they will say "will you move, sir?" but it's not often they will add it to the end of their sentences. ie: they will say "hi", not "hi, sir".

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What I hate is when they say "enjoy your meal".

I also hate the fact that all McDonald's employees have "I'm Lovin' It" printed on the back of their t-shirts. I feel so sorry for them, they might aswell just have some guy holding a gun to their head while they smile and take my order.

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Dad was flammable

It's especially unlikely that they'll call you sir if you're a woman.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Also I have never seen a fat person working at KFC.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

My digital camera is of poor quality, so a better idea is to come to the states, but I'll run down to KFC tonight for you.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I would say that 30%-40% of the people working at all of the fast food joints near me are obese. Like, morbidly so. That includes KFC... Although the KFC is combined with a Taco Bell, so maybe it's just the TB people that are fat.

This is going to require more research.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

The KFC near me must stand for "kinda fat chicks." They run the place.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I think it's funny that KFC, which originally stood for Kentucky Fried Chicken, uses "Sweet Home Alabama" in their ads, a song written by a band from Gainesville, Florida.

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I has a flavor!

unless you really enjoyed the line, never leave a taco bell drive-thru window without checking your order first. it's like two tacos, a buritto and a coke and still they fuck it up every time. they must have have been absent that day in 2nd grade math when we did those worksheets with pictures of apples and oranges and a font 48 plus sign.

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what if nigger meant kite

That's totally not my fault, mandigo. Those were pictures of apples and oranges, not burritos!

a couple of sips after driving away, it was obvious you hadn't missed the worksheet on making frozen ejaculate ice cubes.

when was that? 3rd?

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what if nigger meant kite

Strangely enough, all the people I see working in McDonald's are stick-thin. I guess if you had to cook that crap and knew what was really in it, you wouldn't even think of eating it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Around here, they tend to work at Hardee's. Must be those thickburgers.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Come to think about it, I rarely see fat people working for fast food. I think the jobs are all taken by extremely bored teenagers.

at the fast food outlets here, there are a variety of different body shapes, ranging from the waif-thin bleached blond who thinks she's hot shit, to the dangerously obese who broke a few tiles in the floor when he fell that one time (a friend of mine used to work at McDonalds with him... apparently this guy was out for a month or two recovering from the fall). KFC seems to be laden with the former, though.

Oh, and also... apparently, its an unwritten rule that you have to be butt ugly to work at BK. I have never once seen an attractive person work there.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

thats because they've barricaded themself in the walk in refrigerator

thats because they've been barricaded in the walk in refriegrator and are being raped inbetween bites

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what if nigger meant kite

I've seen attractive people working at Arby's, but that's about it.

As for why McDonald's customers are always so waifish thin, I would guess it's because they only get one item from the menu for free for their lunch each day. You ever tried filling up on McDonald's food? Me either. Then again, I refuse to eat there.

You wanna see some heavy muthas, you go to Carl's Jr. I don't think I've ever seen a thin person working at Carl's Jr.

Jack in the Box is a mixed bag, but they are almost all hideous. Also: incompetent. I once had the worst order fuckup of my life at a Jack in the Box. I ordered, quite simply, a sourdough jack combo meal. I asked for a coke, curly fries and no mayo or ketchup on my sourdough jack. My friend wanted some super tacos or whatever they call them, the ones with cheese. We drove around to make sure our order was right. My burger was slathered in mayo and ketchup, I had regular fries (which cost less, I was charged for curly) and my friend had no cheese in the tacos. We sent them back and we got freshly cooked food... with exactly the same problems that were present in the original serving. We sent it back again and the girl came back out saying they can't cook anymore food, but we sent her back anyway. I felt sorry for her after I found out what was going on. The pimple-faced wannabe gangster cook came out and started cussing my friend and I out, threatening us and we eventually just left, not wanting to get tossed in jail on our lunch hour for mauling some idiot fry cook.

The dude broke so many rules that night. First off, it was late at night and they asked us to "pull around front". They're not supposed to do that after dark. Secondly, he came out of the building, they're not supposed to do that either. Thirdly, he repeatedly screwed up the order which was clearly printed on the reciept. And finally, he verbally harassed and threatened us. I could understand an exasperated sigh, or even a quipped insult when a customer is just being a shithead, but we were simply trying to get our order right.

Of course, there's also the burger king in Chico which, during the morning, has the "open" sign on and the lights are all going on, but the doors are locked and the drivethrough is apparently non operational. Goddammit, I just wanted a stupid breakfast sandwich before I went to work.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That would explain why they didn't hire me last year.

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Poop.

carl's jr. and hardee's have the same logo(petey the prostrate messiah) so maybe they're the same restaurant with just a different name. originally they were probably just hardees but they inflamed the obesity rate to such a degree that they had to flee the state. In thir new state they adopted the name Carl and continued to serve food, unable to believe they were the cause of the fatty extinction. Kind of like typhoid mary but with little salt packets.

That would explain why they didn't hire me last year.

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that or they were waiting for the night manager position to open up

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what if nigger meant kite

My girlfriend works at Arby's. Its cool cause they always give her free stuff.

PS: Arby's sauce is the yin to my yang.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Mmmmmm.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Watch your mouth!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

What some people do in private is their own business and I won't judge, but that doesn't mean I want to hear about it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think long time fast food employees starting blowing up, probably from the grease absorbed through their skin. When I worked in the mall, there was a hot girl who worked at Chick-fil-a, and I watched as the years and the grease made her pack on the pounds. She was still cute in a Kirstie Alley way but I wanted to say "Get out of here before it turns into a Delta Burke kind of way!"

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Why is that sexual? :l

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.