Please, do everyone a favor and have yourself be the squirrel's next victim before you make another comic.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
Randomness is good when the random thing is actually funny in it's own right (see pretty much any episode of Family Guy for an example). It also helps when you don't have the same "random" consequence in about 10 different comics.
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I liked the idea of a cop writing up a squirrel for loitering, but I think it could have been executed better. That's really where the joke is. The lighting on fire is random, but not clever.
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i didn't think it was bad (except for the bench defying physics), but if its been done before, start using anvils or maybe wild lamas to kill your policemen.
If only there were anvil and wild llama pictures we could use...
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.