Dolphin by VitaminCoin 6-16-05

The dolphin's advances are unwelcome Hey baby, why don't you drop your pants and come to papa? If I don't look at him, maybe he'll leave me alone. The dolphin's patience begins to wear thin Hey baby, I'm getting pretty mad, you don't want to make me mad. Fuck you, leave me alone. A brutal murder and a double cross She shouldn't have pissed me off. Now that we're finished with her, I'm going to soak your genitals in kerosene and light 'em up like the fourth of July.

Indecent Proposal by VitaminCoin 6-16-05

Dear lord, my hands are ever so clammy. Darling, I am electric. Show me your tits. I'll show you a place where all you feel is pain.

Don't Fuck With the Desert by VitaminCoin 6-14-05

Time moves slowly in the desert. The comedian was murdered in the parking lot. His jokes struck a nerve.

Fight Club by VitaminCoin 6-14-05

What are you, a geek? FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB Dude, I was raped by a tornado, isn't that weird? FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB JENNIFER ANISTON Things were so much simpler in the time before Fight Club HEY FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB, DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB LOL

Black Eyed Pee by VitaminCoin 6-14-05

No no no no, don't funk with my heart Don't you worry 'bout a thing baby, cause you know you got me by a string baby No no no no, don't funk with my heart Dont you worry 'bout a thing baby, cause you know you got me by a string baby Suck it baby I wonder if I take you home, would you still be in love baby? I am in excruciating pain, soon I'll make you feel it too.

[Click to view comic: 'Hockey Baby']

No.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They're "bizarre" if you haven't seen the other thirty million comics exactly like them on this site. Unfortunately, pointless randomness isn't funny... even if people make thirty million comics assuming it is.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

There isn't a single example of "pointless randomness" in any of these bar HockeyBaby. If anything it's calculated randomness. When it comes down to it though, I'd rather see a bunch of comics that make no sense than the awful, sitcom humor bullshit that occupies the majority of the top rated list. Or the ridiculous idea of using recurring characters. I cite Queer Eye Meets the World Poker Tour as the most contrived comic ever made. If you can look at that pun heavy trash without barfing up your intestines, something's wrong.

Don't worry, at this point you're in no danger of ending up on that dumb old list.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sorry.
I shouldn't be here I thought this was about "Bizarro"
I love that strip.
Well bye.

Also, I set my puch on the table. Don't take it.
I'll be back for it.
Don't party too hard now.

Bye-bye.

-Chaplin at his drunkest-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks