Racist Reginald by fundemented 6-16-05

Hey dude. I just gave this ultra hottie babe my number and she's totally gonna call me back. We're gonna get married and have sex all of the time. That's about as probable as a profitable Jewish charity.

i like the punchline, though i think if he was truly committed to his racism, he would have dug down deep and found a way to blow up a black church using white power phosphorus in dialog bubble 2.

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what if nigger meant kite

That was funny, but not so much racist as just Anti-Semitic.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The punchline was sort of funny, but it would've been better as a single-panel comic, since the punchline didn't really tie into the first two panels at all.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I figured he'd tell a more black-guy related punchline instead of going the indirect Jewish-joke route.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.