I've been making these comics for a little over a year, but stopped a while back. Having just started up again I'd like some/any feedback.

Thanks to any who take the time and bother.

Slappy

*I* don't particularly think that they're funny, but one person's opinion is nothing to go by.

I don't quite understand your hatred of this Beth person, though. You make various references to her being evil, but you don't have any examples of evil things she's done. She may very well be as evil as you say, but the way you portray her in the comics is just as someone annoying that YOU are doing evil things to.

Anyway. As I said before, one person's opinion is nothing to go by. I'm of the opinion that your comics are just very coherent ramblings about real life events, but Humor is relative.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I would suggest posting the best of your comics in this thread for lazy bastards like me to read.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I never read them yet but I'm stating my opinion BEFORE I read them.
They are the greatest comics of all time and I give you 200000000000000 Dead cats out 0f 4.

Now to read them.

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

If I had a quarter for every time Scyess has said this, I'd be quarter-rich.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

they were all well written but i like the couple that were more edgy like this one:

Beer Gnomes by slappypyne 12-07-03

What the hell are you supposed to be? I'm a beer gnome! Actually, I'm YOUR beer gnome! Well, as long as I don't have to walk you or feed you, you're more than welcome to stay. Then I'll talk to you later. Later... Bill, do you know where my beer gnome is? I think it's in the oven.

instead of just pennywise and a dollard.

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what if nigger meant kite

Here are my "Best Of" comics:

Townhouse 69 - A Little Looney by slappypyne 8-19-04

Slappy: "Well, I remember..." Get the fuck out of my way you ugly, echo-less whore. Listen to me, you little fucking queef. I'll rip your fucking feet off and make a wish. "And then there was the one..." Wascully Wabbit, I want to hear you squeal wike a pig. You're about to have a greater appreciation for your wife. And that's because you are about to find out what it's like to be a woman. I don't think I'd let MY children watch them. If that's what you're asking. Plus, that last one was a little gay. Fascist.

Townhouse 69 - Rick Tries to Warn Others by slappypyne 12-08-03

I have to apologize for the guys. They tend to be a bit much when you first meet them. What are you talking about? They seemed nice to me. They seemed nice to you? OK. Really, how bad can they be? How flexable do you think she is? Like, REALLY flexable, or just average flexable? Because, I mean... Bill, you ruin it for me when you talk.

Townhouse 69 - Bret Goes Bye-Bye by slappypyne 12-13-03

Capt. Bret couldn't help but marvel at the beauty of the galaxy. Billions of years old some places, brand new in others. Light just arriving here now left its source hunreds, sometimes thousands of years ago. Wow. Did someone mix Bret's drugs with the Carpet Fresh again? Slappy, the sound of your voice tastes like chicken.

Townhouse 69 - The View by slappypyne 12-13-03

That is just an amazing ass. It's almost proof positive that there is a God. Later... ...running my finger up the crack. Maybe I could collect some sweat off it in a bottle to save for later. Much later... Beautiful view, isn't it, Slappy? You have no idea, Terry.

Townhouse 69 - Bret Makes a Plan for Finals by slappypyne 12-18-03

Finals Week Comes to a Close... Hey, Bill. Have you seen Bret? I thought he needed to use my computer to type a take-home final. Bret gave up on being able to do anything to pass. So he just gave up? I think he was trying to go back in time and warn himself. Sometime Back in November... I gotta' lay off the drugs. I gotta' come back to a time when I was sober.

[Click to view comic: 'Townhouse 69 - Hobos and Unwed Teenage Mothers']

If can vote, and deem me worthy, I'll be your best friend.

I take back my previous statement. I loved the Carpet Fresh one. That one gets a vote from me, definitely, now that I am special and can vote.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I like this one more than the one i originally posted. liked the big nelly bottom one too though now i will assume your gay until you blow me.

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what if nigger meant kite

Fantastic! Your comics kick ass.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Yes, that and "Plans for Finals" were very funny. The rest were sort of blazé though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002