I kill Kittens.
I am obsessed with Charlie Chaplin.
I write comics about babies.

What more do you want??
Humor? What the F*** is that?

I'll try harder....
With God as my witness I will get 3 stars!
Or fail horriblty...

Now off to get some "Humor" into my strips.

-Chaplin-

---
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

"horriblty..."

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like the character adolf, but can't rate you. if I could I'd give you a solid B. If it makes you feel better, i'll B rate you at the end of this sentence, YOU SLIMY PIECE OF SHIT!

but why do you say "year" here and here and here?

some hip new way of saying 'yeah' that i can steal?

---
what if nigger meant kite

quote:

---

but why do you say "year"

some hip new way of saying 'yeah' that i can steal?

---

Look, you want progress in comics, look at the works of the experts, Stan Lee, Bob Kane, and the Superman dude.
--

'So you aren't going to be a paleontologist anymore?' Tim Murphy-Jurassic Park 1993

---
Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

How will that help him HERE? This site is primarily humor based; how will the drama and deep philosophy surounding the DC and Marvel universes help him make funny comics?

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Maybe he wants me to be the first non-humor comic on stripcreator...
uh...I mean purposley...

Nah.Too much work. Maybe if I turn Cletus into a Dolphin!
Brilliant!

-Chaplin-

---
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Well, I found more than several of your comics to be Teh funni. Keep it up; you'll only get funnier if you keep working on it. My only complaint is the spelling and grammar, but you can't exactly help it sometimes and I'm just a bit anal retentive about such things.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

year, i think so.

panties. dropping.

---
what if nigger meant kite

year, i think so.

I mean, study their history. How did they make charcters? They found inspiration. If you look at my own series, The Thunderous 3, (I think they are quite funny, personally... please tell me in one of my own comps.) I found a picture and made a series. Why not make a series called Chaplin the Cop? Or maybe Sugarballs the Shark? Find a picture, and if people like the series, you may get praise and raise in star value cause people like your ideas.

---

'So you aren't going to be a paleontologist anymore?' Tim Murphy-Jurassic Park, 1993

---
Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

i find it easiest to write comics about semen and mung

---
BEER BEER IS GOOD FOR THE HEART, THE MORE YOU DRINK THE MORE YOU ZZZZZZZZZZ...

and i find it easiest to drink them

---
what if nigger meant kite

I find it easier to ignore people than to contemplate what's wrong with them.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I find it easier to contemplate the booger balls that Joey threw at the back of Moby's head.

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I find it easier to contemplate the booger balls that Joey threw at the back of Moby's head.

Those boogers were the only thing that kept me from being blinded by the glare off Moby's baldness.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.