Eh, I don't know if they're actually funny. And a couple may only be funny to people who'd be envolved with the inside joke.

Communion 2 by srb4887 6-23-05

I'm not sure how to do this. Just get on your knees and take it into your mouth I don't know about this. Trust me, child, this is your pathway to salvation But I'm watching my carbs. Then have some protein!

The Right to Bear Arms by srb4887 6-23-05

Take me to... Ah, fuck Give me your arms. We're under attack. Huh? I have the constitutional right to bear arms. Now, give them! Ah, fuck. You're gonna cut them off aren't you?

n00bs by srb4887 6-23-05

Amanda (dancergirl) has been a loyal member of Klein Forums. She tries to be polite to everyone. Hey, welcome to Klein Forums!!! I'm Amanda You're ugly... you're a bitch... you're stupid... The n00bs force her to take action. Sigh... I have to kill another n00b I can beat the shit out of you. '09 Rules!!! Amanda saves the day, again! When will these n00bs learn some respect?

Couple's News by srb4887 6-23-05

Um... Is this thing on? Um... well, I have some news about me and Billy. I knocked her up good. We're getting married! God frowns upon premarital sex We have AIDS Fuck.

Never Talk to Squirrels by srb4887 6-23-05

Glinda waits at the bus stop This broom fucking sucks. Why couldn't I go to Hogsworth? A squirrel hopped up on the bench I know why Humor me Glinda gets owned That's what you get you fucking mugblood

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"Communion 2" is lousy. Everyone knows that priests molest children, and anyone seeing a priest in the first panel will automatically assume someone is going to get sexed in some way. You need more than the revalation of the preassumed sex to make a joke.

That being said, "Bear Arms" and "Amish Man" are the best of the seven. Several are pretty good, really (except for "Communion" and anything with narraion boxes), but you seem to have difficulty conveying what you're trying to say with words. (Perhaps too much time in various forums, IMs, and IRCs?)

Clear up the wording and you could be a pretty good stripper!

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