Here's 3 just to give you a taste:

Why some people might think I'm self-centered by OmniMarconi67 6-22-05

So let me get this straight...You invited her over, had sex with her, then sat her down to break up with her? You bastard! Woah, woah, woah! It's not as simple as you're making it out! What kind of person do you take me for? Really!?! After two and a half years together it'd better not be just that! She was good to you, and even if you were having problems you had no right to be that abrupt. Of course it isn't! I'd never just screw her and dump her, especially after all we've been through together. I let her buy me lunch first.

Why all the skepticism? by OmniMarconi67 6-22-05

One night on a date with a potential new girlfriend... You are so full of shit! You don't know Jesus, He is not your drinking buddy, and you aren't his official spokesman! But it's true! Why don't you believe me, have I done anything ever to make you think I'm a liar? You just did by giving me all that bullshit and insisting it's true! Christ Almighty, I've had a lot of guys take me out that ended up being losers, but now you? That's it, no more, we're through! But... The next evening... ...And she didn't believe a word I said! I'm telling you, something's wrong with the world when no one's willing to trust what people say anymore. I know what you mean...but don't worry about it, you'll find a decent gal someday. Now let's discuss my next revelation to mankind...

The truth about Hell by OmniMarconi67 6-24-05

Hey Kid, welcome to Hell. As a Unitarian Universalist, I might not consider Hell to be a literal place, but rather to be a state of mind. I know this place is a shithole, but are you sure this is really Hell? Eh, you got me. Welcome to Michigan. That makes a lot more sense.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

1. Okay - punchline has been done before, obscenity filter is there for a reason--if you're too afraid to really use a swear word, perhaps you should ask your mommy if it's okay to be on this website.

2. Bad - way too much dialogue. I fell asleep in the first panel. And we never do find out what the male character is trying to convince the female character of, unless he said he was Jesus's personal assistant, which the 3rd panel led me to believe.

3. Okay - I really didn't feel this one. Yes, we all know there is a Hell, Michigan, but it's a little cooler than demon man was trying to make it appear.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

For n00b comics, I thought they were just dandy!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

First off, 1) At the time I didn't know how the obscenity filter worked, so fuck off.

2)If you can't muster up enough attention span to read the whole comic, take some ritalin and talk to a doctor about your ADD problems.

3)Obviously you're not from Ohio State.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Thanks biped.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

The first two were on the "okay" side of "good," but good nonetheless. The third was great. Bravo!

I like you, new kid. I'll let you buy me lunch.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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First off, 1) At the time I didn't know how the obscenity filter worked, so fuck off.

2)If you can't muster up enough attention span to read the whole comic, take some ritalin and talk to a doctor about your ADD problems.

3)Obviously you're not from Ohio State.

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Those comics won't set the world on fire, but your post was very funny. That makes you ok in my book!

i like them. i think your setups are particularly good, but your punchlines a little week. though maybe your punchlines werent weak, they just seemed to be relative to the very good setups. look forward to seeing more

your either REALLY pro obsenity or he found a nerve with that one

i say if your new to a site you dam well better stand up for yourself or you'll end up pooky the bitch

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what if nigger meant kite

I like your comics :|

your an idiot. None were funny and when he says its too long, that means its too long.

No one wants to read all that.

And obviously michigan doesnt look like that, and obviously no one cares about Ohio State.

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~Led Zeppelin~

I think konnechiwa is from Michigan. I pity him.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

A. spell my name right

B. Im from texas and i have never been to Michigan

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~Led Zeppelin~

I see...I think someone's just upset that even ESPN thinks that Game 2 in the 2005 season is going to be a loss for them...but that is neither here nor there. However, I'll agree to spell your name right from now on if you agree not to use the possesive "your" when you mean "you're".

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

are you saying that i'm a texas fan?

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~Led Zeppelin~

You think your funny. You think your funny. Try reading other peoples comics, and maybe see what they like, dammit! Then use that to make some of the best comics on the site. Or maybe, come up with something so random, and call yourself random-rover.
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Tom Baker and his best pal.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

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A. spell my name right

B. Im from texas and i have never been to Michigan

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And Omni? You take tired old concepts and make them humorous again. Keep it up.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Whats with the flamation? If someone disses you in a harsh way it says more about them than you dude. I personally didn't find any of your comics funny, but theres definately potential.

Keep making stuff dude, i'll be reading.