Don't go to parties with metal detectors. Sure, it feels safe inside, but what about all those bastards outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

That's why you sharpen a plastic knife and keep it in your pocket just in case. And make sure to brush up on your Matrix moves, too.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A sharpened plastic knife, or a rubber AK-47 will do the trick.

I always go to parties with metal detectors, most of the time no-one else has bothered to bring one, then we go hunting in the garden for treasure.

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Dad was flammable

Do you ever find any?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Metal detectors are a pain in the ass. Back when I wore thongs, I had a particularly cute one that was black and had two silver metal rings on each side (In the front). I wore said thongs to an amusement park and was mortified when I had to take off my jeans to show the overweight security guard that it was not a weapon, just a fashion statement not meant to be stated to him.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Fat, ugly security guards have to get their jollies somehow.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Dress like a ho and the whole world treats you like one.

As if you're not looking when I walk away.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I dunno. Thongs always kind of grossed me out. As long as it wasn't ass-floss, though, you're probably right.

Possums, have you met my friend AccentuateNegative?

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Dad was flammable

That hilarious fag?

if you look under his name you'll see possums isnt so much an ass and legs man as a tit and burger one

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what if nigger meant kite

can you go just one post without calling me a marsupial titburger in one fashion or another?

possums = marsupial titburger

:(

Marsupial titburgers, made from possums.

that depends on whether i'm still allowed to call you hairy clevage patty, marsupial titburger

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what if nigger meant kite

that depends on whether i'm still allowed to call you hairy clevage patty, marsupial titburger

Better than spicy kangaroo suasage.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.