My 600th Strip on Stripcreator... Totally Fuckin' Squandered by Boritom 6-24-05

You're that annoying Cock Monster that always ends your strips by chanting "Cock Cock Cock" all the time! Hehe! Yup, That's me! And then the poor fuck who shares the strip with you is powerless to stop you for some stupid reason! Yessiree! So, Here we goooo.... Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock... Fucker! Ruined the only 600th strip Adam will ever have on this stupid site! Co... AUUUUUGGGHHHH!

Lesson Learned:
Never try to be funny when you're having a f**king horrible day at work...

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Actually, that one was pretty damn funny. It's about time someone did something about that "cock" guy.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

You're too kind... which kinda balances us out, 'cause I'm a mean little prick today!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

The mindless slaughter of cartoon characters is perfectly accpetable behavior when your boss is a dick.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.