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OmniMarconi67 
Jesus's Official Spokesman
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I thought I'd give a crack at a series. Let me know what you think.
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| Check it out! I'm going to seminary! | |
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| *sigh*...You know, priesthood is a serious life-altering decision, this better not be another one of your phases. | |
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| What do you mean "another one of my phases"? Do you think I'd do something like this on a whim? | |
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| Of course you would! You're the king of phases! This is just like the time you wanted to be a pro-wrestler, so you went around wearing a speedo for a month even though you can't fight worth shit. | |
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| I was in training! And besides, I had a good reason for having to give it up! | |
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| Yeah, that lame arena you built in your backyard fell apart and crushed your dog...so you decided to become a vet instead... | |
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| You know, you'd want to become a vet too if your dog was in serious condition. | |
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| Maybe so, but I wouldn't open up a clinic in my basement! | |
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| Where else was I supposed to open one? Besides, I did a lot of animals a lot of good! | |
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| Until the authorities caught you practicing without an education or a license. Then you quit being a vet so you could become a lawyer. | |
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| I had to do something, I was facing serious prosecution! | |
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| That's what they have public defenders for. And your lack of education paid of just as well in court as it did in veterinary practice... | |
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| I didn't do so bad as a lawyer, I got my sentence reduced from a 5 years to one. And prison happened to be a positive experience for me. | |
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| Are you talking about your conversion to Islam? Wow, that phase was such a positive experience that you were only a Muslim for 2 days. You really outdid yourself with that one. | |
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| It's not my fault that the Nation doesn't take white people! And what do you mean by calling that one a phase? I was completely committed to the teachings of Elijia Muhummad. | |
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| For 3 weeks you were also completely committed to Buddhism. | |
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| I acheived enlightenment, didn't I? | |
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| Yeah, and then you traded it...for a clarinet... | |
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| Look, what's the point you're trying to make with all this? | |
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| The point is that you go through life changes so fast that you make a mockery of everything! Your going to seminary will only end up in disaster! | |
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| No buts! You're not going to seminary and that's that! Now go home and forget about all this nonsense! | |
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| You were right, seminary just isn't for me. | |
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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.
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