just a single comic but i liked it

father son talk by mandingo 6-24-05

son when i was about your age my dad shared with me a family saying that his dad shared with him. that his dad shared with him. and his dad with him and back and back farther than anyone can remember would you like to hear it? sure, dad "BEWARE the shimmering yellow magic! it's hot to the hand and blackens all it does touch! sacrifice the innocent to satiate its evil thirst! now! do it while they sleep! do it in multiples of 3!"

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what if nigger meant kite

The shimmering yellow magic tries to eat my belly button lint while I sleep.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

no thats me. i just shine i light in your face so you can't pick me out of a lineup

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what if nigger meant kite

That would explain my deteriorating eyesight and my nightmares about demonic flashlights.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

and the scar, icepack, and missing kidney

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what if nigger meant kite

Would've been funnier if the saying had been about ¼ as long. The kid could've had something witty to say about it, too.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

maybe i didn't set it up well enough. it was supposed to be a "life is tough. here's an important life lesson that has gotten us smith's through the bad times. from father to father we've loving shared it through the generations, back farther than anyone knows."

and then a prehistoric warning about fire.

if you want, feel free to show me in comic form how youd have done it. that seems like a fun diversion not yet done on the site

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what if nigger meant kite

I liked it in its present form, and I didn't even get the part about fire. I just thought it was a good, flabbergasting thing to tell a little kid.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i wasnt even going for that but i see what you mean now

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what if nigger meant kite

I didn't get it at first, but now that I see what the joke is it's actually really good. Here's how I would have done it.

father son talk (original idea by mandingo) by mad_matt 6-28-05

son when I was about your age my father passed on to me an important piece of advice. It's been passed down from father to son for hundreds of generations. Well tell me then. "BEWARE the shimmering yellow magic! it's hot to the hand and blackens all it does touch!"

I tried to change it as little as possible.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

I thought I'd post this here, since it uses the same characters. I thought an innocent child would be the best person to show such political insight. Where would we be without the South Park philosophy?

father son talk II by mad_matt 6-28-05

Dad, what's the difference between church leaders and Al-Qa'eda? Al-Qa'eda believe that since Allah rules everything people shouldn't be allowed to vote, and church leaders believe that since God doesn't believe in abortions or gay marriage, people shouldn't be allowed to vote democrat. So what's the difference? I don't know son.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

father son talk (original idea by mandingo) by mad_matt 6-28-05

son when I was about your age my father passed on to me an important piece of advice. It's been passed down from father to son for hundreds of generations. Well tell me then. "BEWARE the shimmering yellow magic! it's hot to the hand and blackens all it does touch!"

I tried to change it as little as possible.

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yours is definitely better

i think not getting rid of everything after the "...blackens all it does touch!" was my mistake. i just thought it was funny to think that their family had probably committed all these senseless murders through the years just because of a prehistoric fear of fire

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here's another one i think i wrote kind of shitty because i'm not sure people got it:

BTC32: you are my sunshine, now pass the moonshine by mandingo 6-23-05

there's nothing sadder than a thawing snowman i stand corrected

i rewrote it and think this is better:

rewrite of BTC32 comic by mandingo 6-28-05

even a melted snowman isnt as sad a sight as a melting one i stand corrected

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what if nigger meant kite