Titles by crabby 6-27-05

Hey there, I'm Ted the new moral manager here at this store. I'm also very pleased to let you know that you have been named the employee of the MONDAY! Since when has such a thing even existed? Since I became moral manager. Its very prestigious. I've only been working here about a month. I mean isn't there someone else more worthy? Best damn month of a work ever. Go to Jim's office to pick up your canned ham. Canned ham?

Titles by crabby 6-27-05

Hey Jim. The new moral manager came by and said I've been named employee of the monday and that you had a canned ham to presnt me. Was this "moral manager" a skinny irish guy dressed as a pirate by any chance? Why yes. Yes he was. Thats Ted he's our new director of making shit up. It was in the memo we sent out last week. I really need a new job. Canned ham?

Titles by crabby 6-27-05

Later that day..... So how'd you like the ham? Jim told me all about how you're the director of making shit up. I'd really appreciate it if you'd just let me get to work. You're still supposed to get a ham. Everyone is getting a ham to boost moral. Jim must have forgot because of his promotion. What are you talking about? Jim is the owner. Yes he is and he has been promoted to senile owner. Go to Murray in accounts payable and ask him about your ham. Canned ham?

Titles by crabby 6-27-05

Hey Murray! Wassup dawg? I'm supposed to come by here pick up a canned hizzam. Hook it up yo! How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not black, I'm a ninja. Word? And you get no canned ham. There are no canned hams. Jim came and took them all. Apparently they're being sold on eBAY or something. That shit is wack! Look if you're interested meet me at the temple after work.

Titles by crabby 6-27-05

I'm glad you choose to meet me here. So how are we going toget the canned ham? Would you like to come inside and meet my family? I'd rather just eat some canned ham. Oh were jewish. No ham. Sorry. I'm going to walk away now.

Titles by crabby 6-27-05

The next day..... Hey there, I'm Ted the new moral manager here at this store. I'm also very pleased to let you know that you have been named the employee of the Tuesday! Please just let me work. You ungrateful prick. You've just been demoted to the mines! This is a department store. We don't have mines. The mines are on the third floor next to cutlery. Report there right away!

Titles by crabby 6-27-05

Hi. Ted the director of making shit up demoted me to the mines. Are you in charge of the mines? This is a department store. I work in the floral department. So what are you doing here? I was demoted to the mines. You know, if They wouldn't have given me that canned ham yesterday I would just quit.

Holy shit! You managed to make a comic with a Jewish ninja and not crack a 'ninjew' or 'jewjitsu' joke! Nice!

That was so good I married myself in honor of it.

-Chaplin-

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"..." -Charlie Chaplin

That was a good series, not gonna lie.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

You really are the Prince of Nonsense. God damned funny nonsense! Great series.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Congratulations! You have been selected as the new Employee of Wednesday! Report to Finance for your spicy Turkey jerky.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Now that's a funny series! Your wording is still a bit awkward, but the jokes were genuinely funny. Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Verily, those comics have brought honor to those sad canned hams sold on E-Bay.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

you made that stick figure pirate so funny i actually want to use him now instead of just throwing things at him and giving him cigarette burns

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what if nigger meant kite